This thread is about an hour early, but I'm tired... I might fall asleep....

[annguyen1981]

HAPPY SINGLE-PEOPLE DISCRIMINATION DAY!!! (Feb 14th)

Of course, I can't make my sheep mad, so I'm only limiting the "single-people" discription to HUMANS.

[ashman]

ya still got righty.

-ash

[Matty B 500]

Have you tried internet dating sites?

[makenzie71]

That's interesting because my fiance's sister met her husband on cupid.com...and he's an awesome guy.  Works in a machine shop...turned down a few generator rotors for me.

[pandy]

Of course, I can't make my sheep mad, so I'm only limiting the "single-people" discription to HUMANS.

You're not going to wine and dine your sheep?  After all she's done for ewe!? 

[yamahonkawazuki]

Of course, I can't make my sheep mad, so I'm only limiting the "single-people" discription to HUMANS.

You're not going to wine and dine your sheep?  After all she's done for ewe!? 

aww CMON an, dont let them pull the wool over your eyes   

[jake42]

Valentine's day is awesome. At 10:57 pm on 2001 Isaac Angelo Pasquantonio Dechant was born.

Although he told me tonite as we were getting ready for bed that he's going to miss being 5.

jake

[pandy]

I would think that Valentine's day with his sheep would be shear delight! 

[Susuki_Jah]

I know you got to have a myspace. hit up some of those hoes lol. atleast you can get laid from some of them. dont mind the fact that they are possibly most likely wierd.

[pandy]

Hey...I'm on MySpace.....hmm...and I'm a ho'.....and I'm weird....nevermind... 

See...he can't even get laid by a weird MySpace ho'!

[The Buddha]

Oh ... I thought it was ballantyne's day (snooty, over built and over priced, pseudo upscale suburb of charlotte).
So I took my wife to ballantyne and told her Saint Ballantyne lived there and she should light a candle for making sure it catches on fire. Then I threw gasoline over it (from my wine bag of course) and played a fiddle.
Cool.
Srinath.

[Susuki_Jah]

Oh ... I thought it was ballantyne's day (snooty, over built and over priced, pseudo upscale suburb of charlotte).
So I took my wife to ballantyne and told her Saint Ballantyne lived there and she should light a candle for making sure it catches on fire. Then I threw gasoline over it (from my wine bag of course) and played a fiddle.
Cool.
Srinath.

did you play the devil went down to GA?

[pandy]

Then I threw gasoline over it (from my wine bag of course) and played a fiddle.

After drinking the wine, I hope! 

[Onlypastrana199]

My dad hates Valentine's Day...bad memories of childhood torment i guess 

[scratch]

I hate Valentine's Day because of bad memories as a single.  I'm married now, but wont be celebrating V-day this year (fight).

[Blu_Spd_Dmon]

Valentine's day is awesome. At 10:57 pm on 2001 Isaac Angelo Pasquantonio Dechant was born.

Although he told me tonite as we were getting ready for bed that he's going to miss being 5.

jake

    how cute is that!

oh and ill thank you for him... ahem, thanks for the name DAD!

[RVertigo]

My wife and I do the same thing every year...  Same as Scratch...  (fight)

I don't like forced Hallmark  

She likes all holidays.

*DING* Round 1  (9:28am)
 Wife:  "Good morning."
 Me:  "Mmm... No...  I'm tired."
 Wife:  "Happy day that you hate."
 Me:  "Eh?  Oh... Happy Valentine's Day."
 Wife  "..." [Walks out of room]

*DING* Round 2 (not happened yet)
 Me:  "Hey...  Did you want to do something tonight?"
 Wife:  "Sure, what do you want to do?"
 Me:  "Oh... Uh...  Well, we can do whatever you want."
 Wife:  "Well, did you have something in mind?"
 Me:  "Uh...  Whatever..."
 Wife:  "Well, why were you asking if I wanted to do something?"
 Me:  "Uh....  Just to see...:
 Wife:  "You were trying to make plans to do something else, weren't you?"
 Me:  "........"
 Wife:  "FINE!  If you don't want to be with ME, then go do whatever you want."
 Me:  "No, I do... We'll do something..."
 Wife:  "Sure, what do you want to do?"




Ah...  The yearly fight...  Nothing like it.

[Onlypastrana199]

for those of you who don't know...my poor father's name is Valentine

[RVertigo]

my poor father's name is Valentine

Oh, the horror...

[Onlypastrana199]

hey thats a horrible name...especially coupled with our last name...it sounds like you're choking..yay for german! He goes by Val though....