This thread is about an hour early, but I'm tired... I might fall asleep....

[makenzie71]

My wife and I do the same thing every year...  Same as Scratch...  (fight)

I don't like forced Hallmark 

She likes all holidays.

*DING* Round 1  (9:28am)
  Wife:  "Good morning."
  Me:  "Mmm... No...  I'm tired."
  Wife:  "Happy day that you hate."
  Me:  "Eh?  Oh... Happy Valentine's Day."
  Wife  "..." [Walks out of room]

*DING* Round 2 (not happened yet)
  Me:  "Hey...  Did you want to do something tonight?"
  Wife:  "Sure, what do you want to do?"
  Me:  "Oh... Uh...  Well, we can do whatever you want."
  Wife:  "Well, did you have something in mind?"
  Me:  "Uh...  Whatever..."
  Wife:  "Well, why were you asking if I wanted to do something?"
  Me:  "Uh....  Just to see...:
  Wife:  "You were trying to make plans to do something else, weren't you?"
  Me:  "........"
  Wife:  "FINE!  If you don't want to be with ME, then go do whatever you want."
  Me:  "No, I do... We'll do something..."
  Wife:  "Sure, what do you want to do?"




Ah...  The yearly fight...  Nothing like it.

you're lucky it's just a once a year thing for you two.  me and kalee do this every weekend.

[RVertigo]

you're lucky it's just a once a year thing for you two.  me and kalee do this every weekend.

That reminds me of a song...

http://play.rhapsody.com/weirdalyankovic/straightouttalynwood/trappedinthedrivethruparodyoftrappedintheclosetbyrkellymainversion

[RVertigo]

First part of the Lyrics:

Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me

She says "Is this 'Behind the Music' With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don't know. Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?

She says "I kinda had a big lunch. So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either But I could eat."

She said "So whadya have in mind?"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said "That's what we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta tell me What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think... ...What's left in our refridgerator?"

I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said "I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!"

I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

[makenzie71]

haha that's an interesting song

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

f%$k vday

[Susuki_Jah]

I really hate Vday as well. im not single but I still think its a crap holiday .  I paid 71$ for special roses for my sweetheart that lives one state above me at the moment and they didnt even deliver them today. they said it was because of the weather. WOW freeking 2 inches of snow on the ground and they cant deliver roses. also its in MD that is not a southern state so they cant use that excuse that they are not used to snow because I used to live there. 

[pandy]

I really hate Vday as well. im not single but I still think its a crap holiday .  I paid 71$ for special roses for my sweetheart that lives one state above me at the moment and they didnt even deliver them today. they said it was because of the weather. WOW freeking 2 inches of snow on the ground and they cant deliver roses. also its in MD that is not a southern state so they cant use that excuse that they are not used to snow because I used to live there. 

I would be asking them for a good portion of my money back if I ordered them to be delivered on Vday and they weren't.  If they want to keep a good customer, they should give you SOMETHING. If they don't, spend your $ elsewhere! 

[makenzie71]

The problem with that, Pandy, is that most business don't care if they lose one customer and they view the loss of that customer's acquaintances as negligable.  It's a sad truth of modern business...customer relation is no longer impportant in most cases.  It's sad, but Wal-Mart is one of the last remaining shining examples of how business is supposed to be conducted.

[pandy]

That's true in many cases, and when I find that to be true, I vote with my money. I go elsewhere, and I let them know why, whether they care of not. Sometimes they care and make things right; other times I never hear from the company. THEY may not care about my money, but *I* do, and my puny dollars are going to go where they're appreciated! 

[makenzie71]

Booze?

[pandy]

Booze? 

[makenzie71]

Where your money is appreciated.  I figure it's either hookers or booze.

[pandy]

Definitely booze.....don't need hookers.....I do like Peet's coffee, though, and they're always nice to us and appreciate our money... 

[makenzie71]

See...I knew it was booze...which reminds me that I have an 8oz bottle of milk, vanilla bean ice cream, and 8oz of svedka at the house to consume...mmmmmmmmmm

[pandy]

Oooh...that reminds ME that I have banana cheesecake and Vanilla-bean cheesecake for dessert tonight! 

[makenzie71]

bah...I bet they're not homemade.  I make the best cheesecake.

[pandy]

Why would I go to all that trouble when I can get someone ELSE to make it for me? 

[makenzie71]

you had "someone" make it or you bought it at the store?  There's a tremendous difference.  Store bought is just never as good as made with loving hands.  Some restaraunts got it right, though.

[pandy]

This restaurant gets it VERY right! 

[Jughead]

Mmmmm Booze?The Perfect Gift to myself for Valentines Day.Yeap I'm pissed at myself I didn't make to the Liquor Store So I had to settle with getting myself Plastered on Miller.