Friday Humor

[Jenya]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, " No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[blue05twin]

 

[pandy]

 

[ledfingers]

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Buddha]

Oh man, you mess up my life, Now I have to explain it to Pandy ...

Cool.
Srinath.

[pandy]

Bet no one knows that Srinath is a natural blonde! 

[The Buddha]

Yes, that would make The srinath, like sweedish prolly ...
Ve have zes volvo ... eet ees verry verry goodh ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[pandy]

Yanno....I would have guessed you were Svedish....ya' just have that look.... 

[natedawg120]