Premonition...super spoiler in case you're wanting to see it...

[makenzie71]

For those of you who want to see the movie...there will come a point when you'll be thinking or saying "duck! duck, damnit! Duck!!"  I'm just saying that you shouldn't get your hopes up.

The following will ruin the movie for anyone interested in seeing it so continue at your own risk....









































Sandra Bullock carefully lures her man into the center of the road where he is then hit by a jack-knifed semi tanker.  The kicker is that you will literally be saying by that point "oh he makes it somehow, he ducked or som...." and then he f%$king flows up.  Though it was a thoroughly irritating ending after building up this whole "she could save him" mentality, I literally burst out laughing when the truck blew up.  Laughed so hard that teh people behind us cursed and I peed a little.  I mean it was so classic!  How many movies have you guys seen where the guy careens his truck/car over a cliff in front of spectators, crashing to the floor, with one of the guys saying "he could be alright" just before the wrecked vehicle explodes?  I can think of at least a dozen...Groundhog Day being numero uno on that list.

The whole movie was riddled with f%$k ups, though.  Most notable being the little girl's cuts on her face.  The movie starts on Thursday and her face is perfect, but she ran through a glass door on Tuesday.  Further, on Thursday, there was still a door and she was putting stickers on it.  Plus there were like 50 different times where she could have fixed everything!  And who the hell goes to a psychiatrist and says "I'm caught in a time-warp scenario" without thinking it might not be a good idea to share everything?

Stupid movie...but I'd watch it again just for the ending.

[Jughead]

I watced the Last 10 Minutes of Borat this Evening.Now I want to beat on the SOB.Anybody that would Have a lard Ass hairy Bastard Setting on their Face like that complete with Dangly Bits Couldn't be too Friggin Bright.