Don't mess with strippers!!!

[spc]

Some guy came up to one of our strippers in the parking lot of another club that she was going to after work last night.  He attempted to rape her.  She kneed him in the jewels, then stabbed him in the kidney with her car key and unloaded a 'special' blend of mace on him ( her husband is in NBC for the Air Force ).  I came outside right after cause on of the cops came in and told me what happened.  The guy was laying on the ground having a seizure and bleeding like hell   She gave a statement and went inside   I had to buy her a beer after that kind of display

[yamahonkawazuki]

translation he got WTFPWNED 

[makenzie71]

good actions but poor delivery...proper proceedure:

mace jewels
knee kidneys
key eyes

[spc]

hmmmm.....that's a good sequence   I don't worry about it most of the time I have a nine on my ankle and when it's not there a ka-bar is in it's place

[SmartDrug]

most of the time I have a nine on my ankle

Makes me wish I was in a concealed carry state... f%$king Mayor Daley.

[spc]

Don't even need a permit for it here as long as you have a pretty little ID with a DOD, DOA, DON, DOAF seal on it   Honestly though, I feel a little more comfortable with the Ka-Bar   Just as effective in close quarters with the appropriate training and a little slimmer profile.  Plus, it will never accidentally discharge