U-Lock Justice

[CasiUSA]

I opened up Urbandictionary and this term was on the homepage:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=U-lock+Justice&defid=2072769
Who the F does that??
I know most of us have wanted to on at least one occasion, but I don't think trying to swing a heavy object while riding is that smart of an idea.

[spc]

I put my hand out in the universal gesture of good will when I buzzed past the side of some ass that pulled out in front of me, and opened my hand at the last minut and obliterated his mirror   That last part was an accident and hurt like all hell and made me swerve a good bit   I don't suggest it but I bet he'll never cut a bike off again (thank god for Kevlar gloves, otherwise I woulda been pulling glass out of my hands )

[natedawg120]

never heard of that.  I have kicked the side of a car that was merging on me on the interstate.  She got back in her lane pretty quick.  I had about a foot left before I hit gravel.  She just tried to whip it over on me without looking, I wish more people would check there blind spots.  After that I kept accelerating till I was well away from her.

PS: I tried the horn but I guess her radio was up to load.....

[yamahonkawazuki]

indeed

itmight give the cager a ubend acrobat, or cause him/her to swerve into you. but then again id like to have seen that

btw definition of a ubend acrobat


1. U-Bend Acrobat  17 up, 7 down 

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

[Affschnozel]

He he he I am also guilty of smashing some cagers mirror on the fly with my gloved hand , it did hurt a little 
but in hind sight it was pointless cause there's not enough justice for all the shtupid cagers out there , best thing to do is leave them behind

[frye]

i always wanted to make my bike like the mach1. with a bunch of controls and buttons that would make cages sorry for cutting me off. i mean come on...how many of wish they could just get in front of a car thats tailgaiting or cut us off and press the "oil slick" or "tack dropping button".