I'd do it if i were Mexican...

[makenzie71]

Carlos and Jose are panhandling down the highway when they cross each other's paths.  They talk a little and Carlos shares that he takes home a suitcase full of $10 bills every night.  That he owns a 3000 sq ft beach front home and drives a Mercedes when he's not working.  Jose is awestruck.

"How can I take home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?" Jose asks.

Carlos points at Jose's sign.  It reads 'I have no job, and wife and five kids to support.  Please help'.  "You simply have to change tactics," Carlos says as he pulls out his own sign that simply reads 'I need another $10 to move back to Mexico'.

[spc]

That was completely tasteless and incredibly racist!!! ohh yeah and funny as hell

[Jake D]

Here's another one:

I am having a bad day.  This morning I was driving to work and I rear ended the car in front of me at a stop light.  The other driver got out and he was a dwarf.  He walked back to my car and said, "I'm not happy."  I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

[makenzie71]

^hahahahaa

[CasiUSA]

Why can't Spanish people be firefighters?


Because they can't tell Jose from Hose B 

[frankieG]

Why can't Spanish people be firefighters?


Because they can't tell Jose from Hose B 

now thats funny

[annguyen1981]

Here's another one:

I am having a bad day.  This morning I was driving to work and I rear ended the car in front of me at a stop light.  The other driver got out and he was a dwarf.  He walked back to my car and said, "I'm not happy."  I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

ROTFLMAO!!!

[nightrider]

Only two things come out of Texas, steers and alternative lifestyle men. And I dont see any horns on ya.

tf?

[yamahonkawazuki]

word filter FTW 

[makenzie71]

I  wonder if we could finagle a way to make the word "kweer" come out just like that, only spelled correctly, in the odd instance when one of us classy people use it in proper context?

[yamahonkawazuki]

an old trucker calles up his friend julio, they went waaaay back, anyhoo the trucker asks julio how he was doing, julio replies,  " señor lifes been good!", so the trucker asks him, " so hows jose doin?" he replies" señor, jose he no longer with us, he got killed by a weasel", a weasel? " si señor, he was making love to his girlfriend on the railroad tracks, he did not hear the weasel"

[Johnny5]

Hahaha, I had a very good friend from Cuba named Ricardo when I was growing up, he used to have some really funny spanish ethnic jokes... of course I've forgotten half of them... LOL, but here is a good one I always remember:

What do you call 2 puerto rican guys playing basketball?


Juan on Juan

[yamahonkawazuki]

I  wonder if we could finagle a way to make the word "kweer" come out just like that, only spelled correctly, in the odd instance when one of us classy people use it in proper context?

that like a nancy boy is another word for a cigarette

[yamahonkawazuki]

why does mexico not have an olympic team?, basically cause anyone that could run , jump, or swim, is already here

[The Buddha]

Mexican sneaking across the border and gets caught. The patrol officer says "you speak english I can let you in" ... he says ... si senor ... si ... The patrolman says ... OK no, that's not english. Mex says, OK OK gimme other test ... so the Patrol guy says ... OK use these 3 words in a sentence. Green, pink, yellow. So Mexican says ... "The Phone go Green,  green and I pink it up and say yellow.

Q: Hey, what you call the mexican phone company.
A: Taco Bell.

Cool.
Srinath.