From vacation to freaked out in 1.2 seconds

[spc]

Yeah, jellyfish suck.  Never had the pleasure of being stung, thank god.
I have however had several close encounters with gators   Those fucker get mean if you piss em off.  Fortunately it is pretty hard to really piss em off.   Almost go bitten by an Eastern Diamondback once,  I was running on a trail and stepped right on the bastard

[MrDan]

I had a Portugese Man-o-War wrap itself around my leg in the Bahamas about 15 years ago.  I was stung a few hundred times.  Apparently, there are 2 things they recommend to help the poison, piss and tobacco.  So I spent the next 2 days inside with my leg completely wrapped up in RedMan.  Turned my leg purple but it worked.

Point of reference - that was the week that Michael Damian first performed "Rock On" on Young & the Restless.