Pablo for prez 08

[davipu]

just because we will never have a prez that uses logical thought processes dosn't mean you can't vote for one.



for the dems...


if i screw this intern, i wonder if she will wash this dress?

yes/ screw her brains out.
no/ find another intern, repeat.


for the reps...

if i start this war will it stimulate the economy?
yes/ google "vietnam timescale religous war"
no/ fix social security.


for the indys....
if i leagalize pot, ghey marriage, provide national healthcare, take away the second admendment, remove all borders, instuite comunistic land use laws, fix the national edcuation system, cure cancer, pay off the national debt, stop the genocide in darfur, ban starbucks and bad coffee,  does anyone listen?

yes/ why?
no/  eh, thats normal.

[Jake D]

"I can't live the button down life like you.  I want it all.  The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.  Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with  my cocky stride and musky odor.  Oh, I'll never be that darling of the so called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Peety Pablo?' ".  ~ Pablo, from the hickory stump, Des Moines, IA. 

[pantablo]

the creamy middles. 

mmm, I like creamy middles...and I ain't talkin' cup cakes....

[The Buddha]

OK now we know, Pablo's Peetey leans democrat ... 
Cool.
Srinath.

[yamahonkawazuki]

or hes ghey? jk