The thing about Texas is ...

[The Buddha]

OK I have figured out these things.

1. The fact that you're helmetless makes your bike a harley. That's all that matters. The same bandana, the same accountant/Bad ass biker wannne looks but Jap bike still make it a harley. Even if its a freaking Chinda 125 that barely gets out of the way of the pedestrians.

2. Its 60 degrees nightime, and yes people are wearing sweaters, jackets, caps etc.

3. Rain is hot, even in 60 degree weather and steam comes off the road, even in 60 degree weather, how - Not a clue.

4. Always act mexican, even if you're white, black ... chinese, Japaneese, Indian doesn't matter. Its texas, we're all mexicans here. Even the rednecks ...

Anyone got any more.
Cool.
Srinath.

[PuddleJumper]

Car signal lights are really Christmas decorations.

PJ

[Jughead]

Sure would like to See Texas Even though I'd Have to Act Mexican. 60 Degrees  and Rain Sounds Nice.

What Part of Tejas Did you finally Settle in? I have some Bike riding Friends in Austin if you want to get in touch.

[Caffeine]

For women in Texas:  "The higher the hair, the closer to Jeezus"

Texas has vast natural deposits of hairspray.  Or something like that.

[The Buddha]

I am in Houston TX.

Its insanely crowded and sorta unneccesarily so. Plenty of open spaces, but they build stucco boxes on 3000 sqft lots. The weird ass tollway and all roads lead to the middle and everywhere else - pay toll. Stupid sheite like that. Oh yea, they've annexed towns far away, and left vast stretches of areas in the middle un incorporated. Why - no clue.
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Srinath.

[The Buddha]

And, everything is "Big in texas" but like smaller and crappier.
McD cheese burgers are big like texas, but fits in your mouth. Yea its that stupid and tacky.
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Srinath.

[beauduke01]

wait till you see a redneck with the state of texas as a tattoo, that is also colored as the state flag.