the indians were right

[yamahonkawazuki]

The Indians Are Always Right

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologicall y, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo shaZam!. Someone stole tent."

[jserio]

now that was funny! 

[The Buddha]

Indian saying "kemo sabe" - I presume this is some sort of Japaneese mix Injun.
BTW, the Lone Ranger is ghey. Why else will he be in same tent as Injun dude.
That my friend is the moral of the story.
Cool.
Srinath.

[Kasumi]

Lol that WAS fuunny! 

[PuddleJumper]

The next morning, the Lone Ranger was taking a leak in the bushes and a Rattlesnake bit him on the ... umm , You know where.

He told Tonto, "Quick, go to town and ask the Doctor what to do."

Tonto goes to town and the Doctor says, "You have to suck the poison out of the wound."

Tonto comes back to the camp site, and the Ranger asks what the Doctor said.

Tonto says. " Kemo sabe, Doctor say you gonna die."

PJ.

[The Buddha]

OK here is the most important question. Now pay attention ...
Does this mean the snake is ghey
Cool.
Srinath.

[PuddleJumper]

Nah, He just thought he was attacking another snake.

PJ