Geez Thank you

[yamahonkawazuki]

>   Dear All:
>
>
> My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year....
>
> I must send my thanks to whomever sent me the one about rat shaZam! in the
> glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every
> envelope that needs sealing.
>
> Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same
> reason.
>
> I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny
> Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time
>
> I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive
> the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
> participating in their special e-mail program....
>
> Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants to split $7 million
> with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who
> died in testate.
>
> I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,207 angels looking
> out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
>
> I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
> water buffalo on a hot day.
>
> Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I
> forward the email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
> minutes.
>
> I no longer can buy gas without taking a friend along to watch the car
> so a serial killer won't crawl into my back seat while I'm filling up.
>
> I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
> perfume sample and rob me.
>
> I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
> number for which I will get a phone bill  with calls to Jamaica Uganda,
> Singapore and Uzbekistan.
>
> Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown
> African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when
> it bites my butt.
>
> And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found
> dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex
> molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
>
> If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 70
> minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m.
> this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back,
> causing you to grow a hairy hump.
>
> I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my
> next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's
> beautician.
>
> By the way ... a South American scientist after a lengthy study has
> discovered that people with low IQ's who have infrequent sexual activiy
> always read their emails with their hand on the mouse.
>
> Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
>
>
>
> Happy New Year
> 

[jserio]

 

[annguyen1981]

That's awesome Yama.   

[ajaxgs]

price-less

[frankieG]

The people on this board are the best in the world. Not only are they supportive with all things motorcycle they stuck together in hard times and have brought me to tears with their compassion and generosity.  I have had a anonymous donor send me a laptop because they know that with my cancer it is my lifeline and my only real happiness I have only during bleak days

[yamahonkawazuki]

 

[Teek]

Yama, that last line wasn't in the email I got, you made that one up, didn't you? 

Frankie, I saw your comp thread and all I could do was pray you'd get one. If I'd had a spare I would have sent it. A couple years ago I had 3 extras.. now I'm down to a 7 year old Dell. Sure glad to see you can have the internet and this board, and stay connected!

Sending you good energy, moto bro! 

[frankieG]

i got one thanks to seamax and it is the brightness of my day

[frankieG]

i sent so much bad energy a year ago when i was doing chemo i thought it would be appropriate to do some good to make up for that