recent discussion in the hr office

[yamahonkawazuki]

Dear Friends:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers.

Therefore, a list of ten (10) new and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fark you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a farking biatch.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No farking way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me.

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shaZam!.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my farking problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shaZam! won't work.

Number 9
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

Thank you,
Human Resources

[jserio]