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Started by zukiGS500, August 04, 2006, 02:25:28 PM

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zukiGS500

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/wldo.shtml

am i going to hell for finding this extremely funny?


wait, i think im going there anyway, nevermind.
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

Egaeus

You're going to the special place with 1000 virgins. 
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scratch

You're going to GS hell.  It's not really GS hell, it's Hodaka hell, it's where you are forced to ride a 125 Hodaka, stuck in fourth gear, uphill, all the time, without a kickstart arm, and the points are wet, and the adjusting screw for the points is rusted and rounded out.  And, the handgrips are gone, just a naked throttle slide.  And, when you run out of gas, it is filled with month old gas.  This is the only time you're allowed to rest.  It's a 1.5 gallon tank so it's not going to take long.  And, there's no seat.
The motorcycle is no longer the hobby, the skill has become the hobby.

Power does not compare to skill.  What good is power without the skill to use it?

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good judgement trumps good skills every time.

aaronstj

You, sir, are a bad, bad man.

I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight.
1992 Blue Monday, Wileyco, lunchbox, 150/40/3/1, Srinath bars, progressives, fenderectomy

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Ogg: Not spear, caveman.

annguyen1981

Don't worry ZukiGS500...

I'll be down in hell with ya! :laugh: :laugh:

Now to cleanse everyone's mind...



2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

Codger

You're going to special GS hell.
The valve clearances are always negative.
The clutch clearance is loose.
There is no neutral detent.
You have 15K Cheng Shin tires.
And you have to ride two up with me.

BooWaHaaHaaHaa
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know".  I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too".  JLH OB,OS,OB

Acerbis dual sport lights, Progressive springs, Racetech Emulators, Kat600 shock, SW Motech rack, FIAMM 130dB horn, rejetted, Uni Socks, Fly 1010 Yam bars, Acewell 2803.

zukiGS500

Quote from: Codger on August 05, 2006, 03:08:40 PM
And you have to ride two up with me.

How do you know I wouldnt like that?
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

Codger

You haven't seen me ride, have you?
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know".  I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too".  JLH OB,OS,OB

Acerbis dual sport lights, Progressive springs, Racetech Emulators, Kat600 shock, SW Motech rack, FIAMM 130dB horn, rejetted, Uni Socks, Fly 1010 Yam bars, Acewell 2803.

videosilva

That was just PLAIN CHILDISH !

Kasumi

I like the picture of of the lady who had a roller tool box for a bedside table ROFL!


Also scratch you forgot to say the negative temperature windchill blasting onto their hands because they don't have handguards or glove and the bare metal of the handlebars because they dont have grips.

Did he also forget to mention that the bike is so cheap they just use mountain bike pedals instead of footpegs and you have no shoes or socks hahahaha
Custom Kawasaki ZXR 400

jserio

 :o well, i could have been worse eh?  :cookoo:
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

Domindart

Ive seen most of those pictures on myspace

My 2001 GS500 was totalled Nov 4 2008
Now own 2003 SV1000 and love it!

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