ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

[makenzie71]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23618592/


....interesting...

[spc]

People are f%$king weird

[ben2go]

we todd did is moe like it

[spc]

I'm leaning more towards the mentally unstable, stupid C you NT persuasion

[bucks1605]

I wonder if their house had more than one bathroom...

[ben2go]

One of them states it's a trailer and has 2 bathrooms.

[bucks1605]

One of them states it's a trailer and has 2 bathrooms.

I was gonna say, if I only had one bathroom I'd kick her a$$ out of there real quick.

[ajaxgs]

some people are just sooooooooooooooooo f@cked up!.......

but the fact that they had to sergicaly remove the seat from her ass ? all i can say is baby spead them , i have to have a p#ss!

[yamahonkawazuki]

heard this on the radio this afternoon. i was thinking the same thing 

[annguyen1981]

heard this on the radio this afternoon. i was thinking the same thing 

Ditto.

[makenzie71]

If I sit on the toilet for more than 15 or 20 minutes my legs fall asleep.

Which brings me to a story from working at Gould's pumps...one time I went to the shitter, more for a break than anything else, and accidentally fell asleep on the toilet.  Stayed there for about 45 minutes I think.  I was finally woken up by someone stepping into the stall beside me.  I came to and looked at my watch and panicked.  I stood up and grabbed my pants so quick that I didn't think about my legs being 100% not really attached to my body anymore.  Went headfirst into the stall door, dented the hell out of it and busted the latch, flew across to the facing wall where I knocked myself stupid against the cinderblocks and fell across the floor with my pants halfway around my thighs.  I managed to drag myself up and out of the bathroom before the guy in the other stall could get out and investigate.  I thought my legs were never going to come back.

[ben2go]

Damn it! I was on the john when they talked about it on the 10:00 news.

[groff22]

hahaha oh man.

[spc]

I can't spend more than a few minutes on the crapper, I get in and get things done.

On the other hand, gimme a good hot water heater ( got 2 80 galloners here) and a setup of 2 rain simulator shower heads and I can fall asleep in the shower.   

[bucks1605]

If I sit on the toilet for more than 15 or 20 minutes my legs fall asleep.

Same here, I always feel like an idiot limping out of the stall.

[spc]

Which brings me to another little habit.  I absolutely do not use public restrooms except to urinate.

[ben2go]

Which brings me to another little habit.  I absolutely do not use public restrooms except to urinate.

I don't use them unless I'm away from home or it's an emergency.

[spc]

I would buy a roll of TP and shaZam! in the woods first.  Except for somewhere I know they will be nice.............er........

[ben2go]

I would buy a roll of TP and shaZam! in the woods first.  Except for somewhere I know they will be nice.............er........

I would but some places I go don't have woods.All city.I hate the city too.

[spc]

behind a dumpster.