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[ben2go]

 

[spc]

I have this problem with unfamiliar objects near my ass and junk....... at least dropping one on the ground you're not actually on the ground

[ben2go]

I have this problem with unfamiliar objects near my ass and junk....... at least dropping one on the ground you're not actually on the ground

[bucks1605]

Which brings me to another little habit.  I absolutely do not use public restrooms except to urinate.

I'm forced to share a bathroom with 70 other people... for everything. So I've gotten over my phobia of public restrooms.

[El motociclista]

If I sit on the toilet for more than 15 or 20 minutes my legs fall asleep.

Which brings me to a story from working at Gould's pumps...one time I went to the shitter, more for a break than anything else, and accidentally fell asleep on the toilet.  Stayed there for about 45 minutes I think.  I was finally woken up by someone stepping into the stall beside me.  I came to and looked at my watch and panicked.  I stood up and grabbed my pants so quick that I didn't think about my legs being 100% not really attached to my body anymore.  Went headfirst into the stall door, dented the hell out of it and busted the latch, flew across to the facing wall where I knocked myself stupid against the cinderblocks and fell across the floor with my pants halfway around my thighs.  I managed to drag myself up and out of the bathroom before the guy in the other stall could get out and investigate.  I thought my legs were never going to come back.

Did nobody else read this? F*&kin hilarious story dude. I was laughing so hard... Just wonderful 

[bucks1605]

that hilarious!  Wish I could've seen that

[yamahonkawazuki]

I have this problem with unfamiliar objects near my ass and junk....... at least dropping one on the ground you're not actually on the ground

unless you lose your balance