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The missus is away for the weekend...

Started by makenzie71, April 12, 2008, 08:30:37 AM

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makenzie71

I'm loafing around all day.  Spending all my time working on my bike.  Peeing with the door open.  Three TV's and four radios blaring and all on different stations.  My shoes are in the hallway...the middle of, even.  There's dishes and cans laying about.  And I'm sooooo lonely.

bettingpython

Yeah it sucks I hate it when my wife has weekend rotations.

But peeing with the door open seriously dude you don't have to wait for the wife to go away to do that.
Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

yamahonkawazuki

#2
PORNO ! ! ! ! ! !  :thumb:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

bettingpython

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on April 12, 2008, 10:40:12 AM
[size=29]PORNO ! ! ! ! ! ![/size]  :thumb:

:icon_rolleyes: If you like to watch porno and you can't watch it with your wife you married the wrong woman
Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: bettingpython on April 12, 2008, 11:07:36 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on April 12, 2008, 10:40:12 AM
PORNO ! ! ! ! ! !  :thumb:

:icon_rolleyes: If you like to watch porno and you can't watch it with your wife you married the wrong woman
whos to say he couldnt " get some ideas/education  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Jay_wolf

I think if i had a girlfriend , she wouldnt wanna see Barely Legal 3 with me ....
2001 Gs500 , Katana Gsx Front End, K3 Tank,, Full S S Predetor System ,Bandit Rear Hugger,Goodridge S S Break Lines ,  Belly Pan , , K+N LunchBox, Probolt Bolts, FSD Undertray With Built in Lights And Indicators. 
2008 Megelli 125 SM 14bhp
1996 Honda NSR 125cc 33bhp
2001 Mercades A160  115bhp

makenzie71

But wouldn't you want one that WOULD want to watch it with you?

(I wouldn't)

jserio

the wife and i have a small video collection. we rarely watch them together but we've got em just the same.  :icon_mrgreen:
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

ohgood

cool, this thread went to PORN !!! in 2 posts :D


when the wife is outta town i sleep with all the windows open, also pee with the door open, get up early and ride around before traffic starts, then come home, sleep, and drink beer @ lunch.

ya, i'm a real badass  like you ;)


tt_four: "and believe me, BMW motorcycles are 50% metal, rubber and plastic, and 50% useless

Jay_wolf

Yea , but i like porn with 18-20 year olds getting nailed . i dont see the attraction of older girls ,
teens are hot , and being 21, its not 2 bad , it just makes me think , these girls are 3 years younger than me , and there old enough to be done on film ,

Saying that in the uk u can have sex with 16 year olds if u want , i think im to old for that , but 17's ok lol  :thumb:
2001 Gs500 , Katana Gsx Front End, K3 Tank,, Full S S Predetor System ,Bandit Rear Hugger,Goodridge S S Break Lines ,  Belly Pan , , K+N LunchBox, Probolt Bolts, FSD Undertray With Built in Lights And Indicators. 
2008 Megelli 125 SM 14bhp
1996 Honda NSR 125cc 33bhp
2001 Mercades A160  115bhp

spc

Hawaii and Idaho have a legal age of consent of 14.

Mississippi.........oh dear god.   As long as the female is not a virgin, the age of consent is 12 :cookoo:

jserio

finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

Jay_wolf

How messed up 12 and and 14 is ... Yuck ,
2001 Gs500 , Katana Gsx Front End, K3 Tank,, Full S S Predetor System ,Bandit Rear Hugger,Goodridge S S Break Lines ,  Belly Pan , , K+N LunchBox, Probolt Bolts, FSD Undertray With Built in Lights And Indicators. 
2008 Megelli 125 SM 14bhp
1996 Honda NSR 125cc 33bhp
2001 Mercades A160  115bhp

jserio

i will be 27 this year and am happily married. but all the same if i was on the dating scene, i'd never go below 18. no matter what the "age of consent" is.  :cookoo:
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

spc

yeah, 18 is my standard...........even at that I feel a little dirty :icon_rolleyes:

Jay_wolf

Im 20  . so 17 doesnt seem bad 2 me , 18 is nice , 19 is better  :thumb:
2001 Gs500 , Katana Gsx Front End, K3 Tank,, Full S S Predetor System ,Bandit Rear Hugger,Goodridge S S Break Lines ,  Belly Pan , , K+N LunchBox, Probolt Bolts, FSD Undertray With Built in Lights And Indicators. 
2008 Megelli 125 SM 14bhp
1996 Honda NSR 125cc 33bhp
2001 Mercades A160  115bhp

Jughead

Wait until 30.40 Year olds look Damn Nice. :laugh:
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jserio

oh, i've seen some good looking women in their 30's and 40's!  :thumb: :laugh:
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

Jay_wolf

I slept with a woman who was 30 when i was 19 , she defo new what she was doiing 
2001 Gs500 , Katana Gsx Front End, K3 Tank,, Full S S Predetor System ,Bandit Rear Hugger,Goodridge S S Break Lines ,  Belly Pan , , K+N LunchBox, Probolt Bolts, FSD Undertray With Built in Lights And Indicators. 
2008 Megelli 125 SM 14bhp
1996 Honda NSR 125cc 33bhp
2001 Mercades A160  115bhp

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