5 rules for men

[yamahonkawazuki]

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very, very important that these four women do not know each other ( unless they are into that sort of thing  )

[scottpA_GS]

You know whats really funny...

I am married to that woman 

In all honesty.. its not as impossible as you may think 

[bettingpython]

You know whats really funny...

I am married to that woman 

In all honesty.. its not as impossible as you may think 

Werd

Yama you must have woman issues in your life.

[yamahonkawazuki]

negatory  no women in my life. tehy cost too much 

[bucks1605]

negatory  no women in my life. tehy cost too much 

+1

[jserio]

 

[natedawg120]

You know whats really funny...

I am married to that woman 

In all honesty.. its not as impossible as you may think 

+1 me too 

[The Buddha]

You know whats really funny...

I am married to that woman 

In all honesty.. its not as impossible as you may think 

+1 me too 

Yes, however it depends on what time amd what stage you are in the list of errands she has handed you ...  ... I have learnt.
Cool.
Buddha

[bettingpython]

My wife doesn't hand me errands 

[Jughead]

I found 1 Woman that Does 1-4 So I don't Have to worry with #5.Best Part is that She Won't Cost Much Since She Works Her Ass Off.I over Heard Her the Other day Saying that She Wanted a man that Wasn't Rich because She don't care About the Money. Of course I wish she would Come Around And realize that She's Going no where with the Guy she Has. 

[The Buddha]

My wife doesn't hand me errands 

Mine does, and as usual, I ignore them and hope they get done automagically ... and after the thing festers about 3-12 weeks I start on it and start criticizing the list ... then 1-6 months later ... she gets all mad ... terrible that behavior, we should do our best to condemn it I say and I wake up the next morning in the hospital. 
Cool.
Buddha.

[ajaxgs]

negatory  no women in my life. tehy cost too much 

so does renting them too!!

[ajaxgs]

My wife doesn't hand me errands 

[bettingpython]

At 27 my wife works full time is one class from a double bachelors has a  masters and was going to veterinary school but got tired of the crap, so she left vet school and with just 3 more classes could have a second masters. She is intellectually vastly suprerior to me. She is a clinical microbioligist and director of education for one of the largest analytical labs in the U.S. that is also our states refernce lab, she cooks she cleans she doesn't ask me to do anything. I for the life of me don't know what the hell this woman is doing with me and I am scared to death she's just going to come home one day and tell me she finally woke up and want's me gone. Therefore there is no waiting for her to hand me a list I fix breakfast I help do laundry, wash dishes clean house scrub toilets etc...she will never have to do maintenance on her motorcycle unless she wants to help do it.

She is 10 years younger than me and quite enrgetic already god help when she hits mid 30's and I am in my mid 40's

[Teek]

She loves you because you're cute and you help without her having to ask, and you work on her motorcycle. That's enough!!!

[spc]

without her having to ask

Isn't that pretty much what every woman wants, a guy that does shaZam! for her without having to be asked just because he wants her to be happy??

[bucks1605]

6. It's very important that she buys you a new bike for your birthday 

[frankieG]

my sort of gf is only 20 and i completely don't understand her.   it is prolly cuz i am secretly in love with pandy who sends me dirty pictures

[ajaxgs]

my sort of gf is only 20 and i completely don't understand her.   it is prolly cuz i am secretly in love with pandy who sends me dirty pictures

post em up frankie!!!

[The Buddha]

At 27 my wife works full time is one class from a double bachelors has a  masters and was going to veterinary school but got tired of the crap, so she left vet school and with just 3 more classes could have a second masters. She is intellectually vastly suprerior to me. She is a clinical microbioligist and director of education for one of the largest analytical labs in the U.S. that is also our states refernce lab, she cooks she cleans she doesn't ask me to do anything. I for the life of me don't know what the hell this woman is doing with me and I am scared to death she's just going to come home one day and tell me she finally woke up and want's me gone. Therefore there is no waiting for her to hand me a list I fix breakfast I help do laundry, wash dishes clean house scrub toilets etc...she will never have to do maintenance on her motorcycle unless she wants to help do it.

She is 10 years younger than me and quite enrgetic already god help when she hits mid 30's and I am in my mid 40's

Dood ... she look like a guy in that 1 pic I saw ... in fact I thought it was you ... but then again since I haven't seen you ...  maybe you look like a girl ... in which case she is waaaaaaaaaay out of your league, go back to your counting of the blesses ...

Now I get beat up by women all the time. Maybe the reason is I suggest to them stuff like "maybe you need a shave ..." or "was the mirror in the ladies room broken " ... or the ever offensive ... are you "black or chineese - and she goes ... I'm mexican - dumbass ... Oh ... OK that's why they didn't deport you, they thought you were chi-neegro"
Yea good times ...
Cool.
Buddha.