lol so true

[yamahonkawazuki]

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs and Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpeting.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

[mach1]

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
I live by this Law daily, I'm a great bullshitter, If you sound like your correct and know what your talking about anyone will think your right

[jserio]

 

[yamahonkawazuki]

ll mach ive done that a few times, specially with ppl i worked with.

[natedawg120]

ll mach ive done that a few times, specially with ppl i worked with.

+1 

[yamahonkawazuki]

i cnvinced a guy that he could after getting up to hwy speed, shift into first again, and g even faster. ( yes i stopped him before he attempted it)

[ajaxgs]

 

[Jon The Buddha]

So where does...

"the angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat which is proportional to the motion of the ocean"

...fit in to all of this?

[bettingpython]

i cnvinced a guy that he could after getting up to hwy speed, shift into first again, and g even faster. ( yes i stopped him before he attempted it)

Why?

I shift into first on the highway all the time....

Of course any one withone 20 yards without earplugs in usually winds up with an earbleed from the exhaust explosion...

That and 1st gear on my bike is good for about 75 mph