How to "slam" an SV650?

[GeeP]

I have a sure fix.Remove the spring and spacer.Set the bike where the owner wants it.Then cut solid steel bar stock to replace the spring and spacer.No worries with hitting bottom and breaking crap.

Just thinking about riding a bike like that makes my balls crawl up inside my torso.   

SV seats are the proverbial "sculpted brick".  It WILL break crap, it just won't be the bike that breaks.