deep breaths and counting down from ten..............

spc · July 13, 2008, 09:08:48 PM

So, I'm driving home from the bar in my newly acquired Jaguar XJ6 Vanden Plas with the windows down and sunroof back. I pull up to a light and out of nowhere a water balloon hits the side of my car. I look over and see two teenage boys trying to look inconspicuous next to their car in a parking lot. I rip over there, blocking the only paved exit and get out rather calmly. They just stared for a moment until I screamed "BEG MOTHER FUCKERS, BEG ME TO NOT SMASH YOUR f%$king FACES IN" (Note: I wasn't really all that mad as no damage was done. I was just looking to see if I could have a little fun with the f%$king twats)

They took off running as fast as they could and left car doors open. I decided to have a little fun and let the air out of all their tires and opened all their doors making sure that the sprinkler heads in the vicinity were aimed appropriately. At least their POS honda didn't have leather to f%$k up. I don't know if they came back before the sprinklers came on or not. No matter what, I bet they'll have some fun explaining things to their parents

GeeP · July 13, 2008, 10:03:56 PM

Terry, Terry, Terry.

Sooo much anger.

I would have killed them anyway.

yamahonkawazuki · July 13, 2008, 11:25:39 PM

Quote from: GeeP on July 13, 2008, 10:03:56 PM
Terry, Terry, Terry.

Sooo much anger.

I would have killed them anyway.

damn straight

frankieG · July 14, 2008, 08:50:03 AM

terry this shaZam! only happens to you...a shaZam! magnet

scottpA_GS · July 14, 2008, 09:34:29 AM

Yea Terry, You and I could never hang out.. this kinda crap happens to me all the time too

We would surely end up in Jail or hiding out in Panama

spc · July 14, 2008, 10:42:08 AM

Who says hiding out in Panama would be a bad thing?? There has to be plenty of trouble to get into down there

scottpA_GS · July 14, 2008, 11:34:56 AM

Sona prison doesnt look like much fun

Maybee we should make it Columbia instead

frankieG · July 14, 2008, 11:36:35 AM

i've done the panama thing before...actually a few times

sledge · July 14, 2008, 01:19:51 PM

Tooling around in a XJ6 now eh Tel?.........so did this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Equalizer

spc · July 14, 2008, 08:04:53 PM

Funny enough, I've been thinking about getting a PPK. The Jag is a fantastic car, plenty of power, ALL the amenities, and gorgeous classic styling.

yamahonkawazuki · July 14, 2008, 08:26:38 PM

heh ive been looking at teh jags as well. and tehy can be had for a song too.

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