News:

Need a manual?  Buy a Clymer manual Here

Main Menu

i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends

Started by frankieG, September 01, 2008, 08:58:55 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

frankieG

i f%$king hate that bow flex commercial and that pig face f%$k ass duck on there.  "i gave my fat clothes to my fat friends"  a dink like that has not friends.  "my wife gives me that little wink now and again"  no she is shaking her head and rubbing her eyes trying to figure out why she married a pig nose nancy boy bait dink like him.   he is skinny fat and it is pathetic that he thinks he is all that and a bag of chips now.  with any luck he is constantly getting the shaZam! kicked out of him by ever guy that recognizes him and dissed by all the women.   i hate that f%$king guy, that f%$king commercial and the fact he thinks he is sooooo hot now.   god damn it i want to beat the shaZam! out of him
liberal camerican
living in beautiful new port richey florida
i have a beautiful gf(not anymore)
former navy bubble head (JD is our patran saint)

pkhoff


scottpA_GS


  :laugh:

I didn't like that commercial either... when I saw your Title I busted out laughing  :laugh:

:thumb:


~ 1990 GS500E Project bike ~ Frame up restoration ~ Yosh exhaust, 89 clipons, ...more to come...

~ 98 Shadow ACE 750 ~ Black Straight Pipes ~ UNI Filter ~ Dyno Jet Stage 1 ~ Sissy Bar ~


DoD#i

Blow up your TV. Cancel the cable.

Use the money you don't spend on cable for gas, and go ride more.
1990 GS500EL - with moderately-ugly paintjob.
1982 XJ650LJ -  off the road for slow repairs
AGATT - All Gear All The Time
"Ride a motorcycle.  Save Gas, Oil, Rubber, Steel, Aluminum, Parking Spaces, The Environment, and Money.  Plus, you get to wear all the leather you want!"
(from DoD#296)

GeeP

Quote from: DoD#i on September 01, 2008, 04:39:50 PM
Blow up your TV. Cancel the cable.

Use the money you don't spend on cable for gas, and go ride more.

Amen!
Every zero you add to the tolerance adds a zero to the price.

If the product "fails" will the product liability insurance pay for the "failure" until it turns 18?

Red '96
Black MK2 SV

spc

Quote from: GeeP on September 01, 2008, 06:40:18 PM
Quote from: DoD#i on September 01, 2008, 04:39:50 PM
Blow up your TV. Cancel the cable.

Use the money you don't spend on cable for gas, and go ride more.

Amen!

Can I get a hallelujah my brothers?!?!?!?

jserio

i thought about buying a bowflex at one time.  :dunno_white:
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

Gisser

I sampled a bowflex once in the sporting goods dept.  I noticed it had some slop "wind-up" before the resistence kicked in. :flipoff:

Probably, most guys could better spend their energy by mowing the lawn, washing the truck, cleaning the garage, renovating, and putting away the knife and fork at a decent hour.  I think most women would find those activities to produce a far more attractive man than one who indulges in a narcisism machine.  Or a gym rat, for that matter.  But then what do I know?  Excluding myself, I've yet to see a guy who looks sexy in any way or form. ;) :laugh:

Chokstick

Got to love it when commercials make someone just lose it!!!  I personally dislike 90% of the commercials I see.  Some of them are funny, most are stupid.

Never used a bowflex...do go to the gym, but its as much an occupational thing as how the mirrors there seem to make me look better.  I swear its the same principle as changing room mirrors at store for girls!  The only thing that I've found that makes me look more attractive is whiskey!!  :cheers:

shiznizbiz

I realised there was somethign wrong with the bow flew when i could straight arm chest fly 200lbs.  Im not that strong...I dont think. :dunno_white:
I hate all those fake ass fitness commercials. 
Real man fitness 101, mow the lawn, build something, take the trash out, f%$k your woman 3 times daily, go for a run, play with some kids, kick some ass and maybe hit the gym for a little bit every once and a while. Theres more important thigns out there.  Like....life..
I am gettign a membership though...lmao,...yes i am a hippocrit.(spelling) :thumb:
Plutonian Death volvo is [NOT] your friend!

frankieG

liberal camerican
living in beautiful new port richey florida
i have a beautiful gf(not anymore)
former navy bubble head (JD is our patran saint)

PuddleJumper

I'd like to see good ole Brian do a 20 minute work out with a 25 lb kettlebell.  :icon_mrgreen:

BeSafe
PJ
"Lo que no mata, engorda".


ohgood

what's a bow flex ?

and this cable thing you speak of-  does it deliver beer ?



tt_four: "and believe me, BMW motorcycles are 50% metal, rubber and plastic, and 50% useless

yamahonkawazuki

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Domindart


My 2001 GS500 was totalled Nov 4 2008
Now own 2003 SV1000 and love it!

yamahonkawazuki

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

yamahonkawazuki

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk