Funny Motorcycle Night

[Skeets]

I was reading through Craigslist and I saw this. Couldn't stop laughing. Hope you guys would enjoy it too. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html

To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle
Date: 2007-11-07, 5:23AM PST


I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.

This is where things got crazy.

I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.

I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.

WTF

Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-Buddha Loves You o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.

Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.

[cafeboy]

 


                               

[laserred97gt]

Yeah.  I want my stuff back.  So what?   

[hotrodstu77]

i would hunt her down and grab my gear guns blazing! no one touches my expensive gear lol

[shiznizbiz]

Lmao!!!  I had a girl ask me for a ride today.  I looked at her and told her Id prefer that she stayed pretty.  She blushed and asked for my number.  you have my permission to use that one.  lol.   
I seriously wouldve hunted that Buddha Loves You down in the woods.  Whore prolly took that shaZam! off in the woodline and left it there.

[hotrodstu77]

Lmao!!!  I had a girl ask me for a ride today.  I looked at her and told her Id prefer that she stayed pretty.  She blushed and asked for my number.  you have my permission to use that one.  lol.   
I seriously wouldve hunted that Buddha Loves You down in the woods.  Whore prolly took that shaZam! off in the woodline and left it there.

thats the best line ever

[Chef GS500f 06]

  That's funny!! Chef

[Teek]

She probably just wanted his nice leather jacket to sell or swap for crack. The helmet was a bonus.   

[mkrasavin]

hahaha...definite note to self.
i work as a bartender here while in school, i'll probably give a ride, but definitely no gear lending!

[TheGoodGuy]

hahaha.. oh that make me laugh!

[jserio]

 

[frankieG]

his gear has gone up the crack pipe

[shiznizbiz]

Im sitting here thinking about how that would look followign them.  f%$king hilarious.  Chic flies off, then rolls a bunch, then gets up and hauls balls to the trees. Prolly had an oversized helmet and jacket on, so the image is even better.  fuckin great.