Zombie defense system

[Mdow]

thats why i have an AK47 and am buyin a 1911 friday for my birthday.  also have 2 22 and a stock pipe of ammo for both

[bettingpython]

Which 1911 you getting? I have 3.

I have a Taurus PT1911 it already has all the go fast pistol goodies on it, is accurate as hell and shoots very impessively and the price for the Taurus was great. $630 out the door brand new.
Got the wife a springfield mil-spec champions edition n the commander size. Full size alloy frame with the 4 1/4" barrel. Really nice base model 1911 shoots good and she enjoy's it.
Then there's my para P10.45, I don't want to talk about it right now. It's atr the gunsmiths having a failure to eject causing it to lock in battery problem diagnosed and fixed. I did everything I knew to fix it and had no joy so now I am paying a professional gunsmith. I get that little bastard running and I am trading it for AR goodies at the gun show.

[frankieG]

cabbage?

[bettingpython]

You said zombies don't eat cabbage, we have to use live bait, I suggest harley riders, their brain function is not much higher than zombies but it should be just enough to draw them in.

Or were you just dropping by to fart and had cabbage to increase the fart potency.

[jserio]

   pics greatly appreciated! 

[shiznizbiz]

cabbage?

Frankie, youre worrying me with all this cabbage talk im seeing on so many threads...Are you alright?
I love cooked cabbage by the way...mmmm tasty.

Oh and beowulf being a pistol round?? say what? Thats .50 cal.  Big f%$king round.  I imagine if you hit a zombie anywhere in the torso it may knock him down long enough to take a double tap on his face or incapacitate it.  I dunno.  I just know that Its a big slug with a lot of potential kenetic force.

[jserio]

bigger is not always better.

[cafeboy]

bigger is not always better.

Who told you that lie?

[spc]

his wife

[cafeboy]

his wife

[jserio]

damn, damn. i have no response i'm laughing so hard. damn. got me good there dude.     

[shiznizbiz]

ROFL!!!!!!   buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn
On a strange TMI side note, My wiener isnt spectacular, but the motion is something to praise. Every woman has either deserved an oscar or really had an orgasm.  Either way,   lmao.  Im gonna get a tattoo that simply reads, "The Motion In this Ocean is Better". 
Actually I probably wont get it, but I stand a huge chance at gettign it while drunk.  Kinda like a big bird or bert and earnie on your ass.  The classic embarassing drunken tattooing. Except cooler.  kinda.  not much.  lol
But I digress,
That was timing with the wife thingy.   

[yamahonkawazuki]

You said zombies don't eat cabbage, we have to use live bait, I suggest harley riders, their brain function is not much higher than zombies but it should be just enough to draw them in.

Or were you just dropping by to fart and had cabbage to increase the fart potency.

naaah use gs500 riders, they are easier to catch 

[shiznizbiz]

Shiiiiiittt, I dont know 'bout you yama, but me+zombie chasing me= world land speed record set by a human on foot. 45mph easy! 

[bettingpython]

Sorry shiz I thought the .50 beowulf conversion was using the .50ae round. Yeah thats a big mother. And again shootability goes out the window beacause of price. Hell by the case 5.56ball is still at 35cents a pop. that .50 beowulf stuff is up around $1.25 a pop. I don't really like exotic caliber weapons, I like commonly available ammo sizes. Better chance of me finding it at the sporting goods section of super wally world when we barricade ourselves in to hide grom the zombies.

[Mdow]

im just gettting the springfeild GI been saving for 3 months now and tomarow will be the last 80 bucks i need to pay for it. if i didn't have to pay for school i could have a nicer one

[bettingpython]

im just gettting the springfeild GI been saving for 3 months now and tomarow will be the last 80 bucks i need to pay for it. if i didn't have to pay for school i could have a nicer one

I'm really pleased with the springfield GI, it's at a good price point, it's the same steel and forgings they use on the higher end guns. For the money it is a good value. Yeah it's GI sights but later down the road if you want novaks or wilsons any gunsmith can so the dovetail cuts and install them for you. And you can have the ejection port lowered and flared later on as well. Plus I like a parkerized finish, blued looks really nice but for a carry gun it's a Buddha Loves You when the weapon sits tucked in a holster all day close to your body and you see the long term results of exposure to sweat on your deep blued polshed piece.

Beaver tail grip safties, commander hammers, ambi safeties, full length guide rods and flat mainspring housings are all easy to install and fit items with minimal work necessary to do a good job anymore especially on a Mil-spec frame like the springfield.

You made a great choice with the springfield as a starter gun. 

[bettingpython]

Just an FYI feed reliability can be an issue on a new 45, especially with hollow points. Break in is simple and fun use standard 230gr copper jacketed ball ammo for the first 500 or so rounds you send down range. Don't use cast lead slugs they're too soft to wear down and polish the feed ramp and chamber throat entry. And don't use target loads, full house ammo is the best for break in on a new gun to wear everything in right and cycle properly, recoil springs are pretty stiff in the beginning and soft target loads tend to stove pipe on ejection.

[cafeboy]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/38115/the-colbert-report-tue-oct-7-2008
Zombies in the news     

[shiznizbiz]

Hmmmm, I think a fire axe for one on one combat would prove exciting.  Maybe a tee ball bat.  (tee ball bats are the best bats for in home security.  Compact size makes them easier to use in hallways and for over head swings. )