Get back at those junk mailers

[97gs500e]

Step one: Get the "No Postage Necessary" envelope out of the junk mail.

Step two: Put a brick (or anything) in a box.

Step three: Tape the "No Postage Necessary" envelope neatly to the box


Step four: Put it into those blue mail boxes, the parcel dump at the post office, or in your mail box.

http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/

[The Buddha]

That is brilliant. You pull the return SASE envelope and send it. Yea, great way to rail road some company. If they get 1000 of these they could well go belly up. I think I'll do some real estate seminar companies. In fact proactively go on line and get them to junk mail you, then reply with crap like this.
Cool.
Buddha.

[natedawg120]

that is awesome, chase annoys me - i think i will respond with one brick 

[frankieG]

now i know what to do with all my old college books!!

[yamahonkawazuki]

that is awesome, chase annoys me - i think i will respond with one brick 

collect about 15 of those. remove their contents. put contents from env 1 into env 2, and 2 into three and so on and so forth. htat way chase gets bankruptcy spam, a health insurance gets spam about viagra etc etc etc, and someone gets a fundraiser solicitation from obama or mccain 2 months too late

[shiznizbiz]

hmmm....maybe anthrax

[yamahonkawazuki]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Gag-prank-DINOSAUR-DILDO-joke-envelope_W0QQitemZ150118737144QQcmdZViewItemQQptZWedding_Party_Supplies?_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116   insert one of these or a variant thereof into one envelope

[Cal Price]

I did something very similar with "Readers Digest" about 30 years ago, I saved up loads of their own junk mail and sent it back in one parcel in the manner described. I have not heard from them since so it's a result.

[annguyen1981]

FACT 1:
You can only put 1lb in those mailboxes, so bring it to your post office directly.

FACT 2:
Better way is to get those envelopes from the junk mail out.
Cut up all the other stuff inside (especially CC applications.)
*make sure your information is still intact so they know WHO sent it
Insert said cut up mail into above state envelope.
wait until you've got a bunch going to the same addres.
dump into mailbox.

[GeeP]

One brick per piece of junk mail.

I think that's fair...

[annguyen1981]

I've re-thought this....


I'm gonna do it (and take pictures).  I've got about 200 bricks just sitting under my back steps outside. 

[yamahonkawazuki]

I've re-thought this....


I'm gonna do it (and take pictures).  I've got about 200 bricks just sitting under my back steps outside. 

a pound of small bb's works well too. cause when epople open those thigns they dont do it gingerly. and a mess results