translate me

[jserio]

la vostra mamma
votre maman
Ihre Mamma
ваша мама

[jserio]

я хочу мотоцикл
θέλω μια μοτοσικλέτα

[jserio]

я люблю груди
συμπαθώ τα στήθη
gradico i seni

[yamahonkawazuki]

Your momma. now quit drinking lol

[jserio]

i'm actually sober tonight. no money for beer.    oh well. anyhow, i was just playing with an online translation page i found. thought it would be fun. yeah, i'm bored. 

[yamahonkawazuki]

http://www.writtenhumor.com/ebonics.html ( ebonics translator ) heres an example from CNN


"da Democratic majorities in both chambers make passage o' da plan likely, but da Obama team doesn't want da thang ta look as though there iz no Republicans on board.

"This iz a critical first test fo' President Obama," said CNN Political Editor Mark Preston. "During da campaign, da nigga spoke at length about ending partisanship in Washington an' reaching across party lines ta get things accomplished. Now da nigga haz a chance, by listening ta da niggas' concerns about tax cuts."

The bill da crib will vote on includes $550 billion in spending an' aid ta states an' $275 billion in tax cuts.

Democratic strategist Jaime Harrison says da tax cuts already in da proposal iz one example o' an "olive branch" ta da GOP.

"This package iz a package o' a lot o' different things -- o' tax cuts an' also investments an' da infrastructure o' this country. an' so da thang haz all about employing folks an' then giving tax breaks ta da hardworking American folks," da nigga said. Watch more on Obama's stimulus sell » "

[cafeboy]

That don't work right.
When you type in strait  it comes back strait, insted of scrate
and when you put in street it comes back street, insted of screet.
Also when you put in everybody it don't come back erbody

[yamahonkawazuki]

Oh i know. heh as much of teh ebonics as i hear. its nowhere near accurate. idk if its even close , tbh i doubt it is. but still worth a laugh. example. use it to translate a country song or opera or whatnot