Irony...

[makenzie71]

Maybe not irony...I can't remember exactly what irony means sometimes, but you guys will all get my point...

I work on bikes on the side.  My ads say that if you contact me via email to include the year, make and model.  I never get that.  Actually, I get more along the lines of "it's broken can you fix it?"  Anyway...I get an email about an Eliminator 125 not working properly.  It's a chick.

First, she rides.  On the 1~10 hotness scale that's already a 2.5 point curve (meaning she could be a walking anus and still score 2.5).

She includes ALL the information I request in the ad.  That's another mandatory +1, male or female.

I let her know I'm interested in the work and leave a number...she calls...I go to pick the bike up...

Second, she's rather cute.  Not smoking hot, but she's pretty...7.5~8ish...which means, with the "rides a motorcycle" curve she's already topping or exceeding the scale.

I introduce myself and shake her hand.

Third, she knows how to shake hands...+1.

Fourth, she calls my hitch motorcycle carrier "cute"...-1.

I haul the bike off.  After tinkering with it I figure out the fuel is a bit on the stale side, the choke was snagging a bit which kept it from fully engaging (thus not starting), and the spark plug was fouled.  I repaired all issues and called her up.  Now, for some reason I can't remember if it was Four Seasons or one of the Brandenburg Concertos as her hold line music but it was one of them.

Fifth, good taste in classical tunes...+1.

I then go over the bike with her and explain that she needs to warm the bike up every day for a few days to help get the new fuel really worked in and to not shut her down cold to help with plug life and informed her of the choke issue in case it happens again...most of the time my customers nod and say "yeah...uh huh...okay...sure..."  Ms. Cute here looks me directly in the eyes and actually LISTENS to everything I say.  As for whether she does it or not, I don't know...but she was truly attentive, which was impressive...

Sixth...the above...at least another +1.

All in all made for a fine catch.  If I weren't married I'd have HAD to try and snag her number...well, I already have her number, but I would have tried to use it for less business stuff.

But then my mind gets to working and I compare this chick to my wife:

This chick was pretty.  She likes motorcycles AND rides!  She was polite, upbeat, in good health, had good taste in tunes at least...lots of good stuff going on.  The kind of chick I would normally be really attracted to...mostly because she likes bikes...which means she'd probably have no problem with me having bikes because SHE liked them...

Kalee IS smoking hot to me...I look at her sometimes and I don't see why but she gets to me.  I can't keep my hands off her.  She arrogant, though, much like myself.  She's stubborn, she thinks 66% of the world is idiots, doesn't like any of my shows, and she's not exactly that into motorcycles.

In all my comparisons, sadly, though, there was a motorcycle in it.  It all seemed to end with something having to do with motorcycles.  Which makes me think...maybe I have an unhealthy attraction to motorcycles?  I don't know...I just don't see why they HAVE to be in every comparison.  That shouldn't be a make it or break it type thing.  But since they must be there...

Picking between the two I'd have to stick with Kalee.  This other chick digs bikes, which means there would be no sacrifice for me to have one.  Kalee...ehh...not so much...but she knows how I feel about them.  Even though we really don't have the money for doing such a thing, I have a bike and a car and Kalee does not give me ANY grief about them.  She even rides with me sometimes, even though she doesn't really find it THAT enjoyable.  It just seems to be a bigger thing to be given something despite her disinterest than it would be had she wanted me to have something because she wanted it too.  I don't know if I've said that correctly, but I'm sure you guys get the point.

Anyway...all that random oh my goodness and the ironic part is?  I've met two chicks along the same lines...seem intelligent, dig motorcycles, one was wealthy, all the good stuff.  I would have never met them had I not married Kalee and moved to Lubbock.  See?  Irony.

[spc]

You should give the rich one my number, there's a nice little airport she can fly into and loads of filthy stinking f%$king rich people here to make her feel comfortable.

[makenzie71]

nah...I don't like sending my paying customers away...

[The Buddha]

Mako mako mako ... if I posted every damn time some smoking hot chick was into bikes and did this or that whatever ... I'd have over 16,000 posts.
Cool.
Buddha.

[makenzie71]

no no no no no...it's more than just being "into bikes".  Much more than that...not enough, but still much more than just being a biker chick.

[GI_JO_NATHAN]

I know where you're coming from as far as comparing my wife with other women. I wouldn't trade her for the world, but sometimes you have to wonder. There's a saying i really like that me and my wife paraphrase all the time. "You like someone because...You love someone although."

[Farakin]

If you called Loveline, Dr. Drew would say you need to start a  relationship with a therapist.  But I get what your saying.

[makenzie71]

Have the people in therapy for relationships don't need to be there...mine and my wife's is good.

[ohgood]

no way i'd trade the wife. she cooks, cleans, likes motorcycles, and is attracted to me me me.

a newer model would just require re-training.

[jserio]

no way i'd trade the wife. she cooks, cleans, likes motorcycles, and is attracted to me me me.

a newer model would just require re-training.

+10000000000000     

[yamahonkawazuki]

Lol love the sig jserio 

[jserio]

you mean my custom title? i'm sure i've got pandy to spank, er, i mean thank for that.     

[TonyKZ1]

I understand.. no really... But uhhh where's the picts!
just kidding.. Tony

[shiznizbiz]

pandies a mischievious lil thing isnt she.  And you know what, This whole meeting women while with another is a wierd thing.  I was with my girlfriend for two years and all the time women, not knowing I had a girlfriend, would flirt like crazy with me.  Where was this love before the girlfriend.  I even told a few i had one.  It didnt seem to faze them.  It only made them more determined.  I had them ask me out for drinks and for my number.  I refused of course because my girl was a freakign 9.9 out of 10 and Im a good guy.  But damn.  Like now I dont have a girl, and the magic is gone.  WTF happened?  lol.  oh wells.  I understand tho.  There were some i met that, if not for the girlfriend, I would have snatched up in a second.

[yamahonkawazuki]

pandies a mischievious lil thing isnt she.  And you know what, This whole meeting women while with another is a wierd thing.  I was with my girlfriend for two years and all the time women, not knowing I had a girlfriend, would flirt like crazy with me.  Where was this love before the girlfriend.  I even told a few i had one.  It didnt seem to faze them.  It only made them more determined.  I had them ask me out for drinks and for my number.  I refused of course because my girl was a freakign 9.9 out of 10 and Im a good guy.  But damn.  Like now I dont have a girl, and the magic is gone.  WTF happened?  lol.  oh wells.  I understand tho.  There were some i met that, if not for the girlfriend, I would have snatched up in a second.

I know it, aint that some shaZam!?, hell i borrowed my friends porsche, carerra, and got more numbers than i can shake a stick at. and then went back with my beat up car i had, and NOTHIGN im like WTF lmao