sooo pissed.

[threatrockone]

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so, the tenants on the third floor had a big party last night. everyone on the patio having what appeared to be an o.k. time. cool. good for them.

BUT.

today i go out to the gs and there is SPIT all over it! and the gs is not like underneath their patio and the amount present clearly spells that they intended to get some goobers on the bike!  

good thing i love my gs and wax is constantly so it came off no problem  

anyone else care to share similar experiences?
how would you handle the neighbors, or just let it slide? personally i'm thinking a tommy gun will do the trick

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[JasonB]

Either take a piss all over thier vehicle, better if you do it near vents that take in fresh air so the car smells like piss.

I various things under the door handle and trunk and up the exhaust pipe.

Dead fish and animals are great when slung up between the cat converter and the body or on the muffler.

[Turkina]

Just saw through the supports holding their patio up  

Actually I would mention it to the neighbors, and don't wait too long.  Obviously it isn't your neighbors, but their friends, so don't make it sound like the neighbors did anything wrong.  They can't watch over everyone all the time.  Just be cool about it and say what happened ("dude, woke up this morning, looked at my bike, got spit all over it from some other dude at the party... sucks, man...").  Therefore, when something happens again, you won't be dragging up some past thing they don't know about.

This means they'll have a heads up, and know the tommy gun is coming if people screw with your stuff again  :guns:

Getting your bike spit is gross... you have to sit on the thing!  You sure those people have graduated junior high school yet?  Really immature!

[bbanjo]

Take a deep breath.

My first reaction would be to put a knife through some tires, but, here's a tip.

Knock on the door. Tell them what happened. Don't be upset when you do. Tell them straight up that you know that everyone was having a good time and know how your bike was under where everyone was having a good time. Tell them you'll watch out for them, if they'll watch out for you.

Psych works 100%.

They will watch out for your bike next time, unless they're retarded. They will know that you know how it happened. You don't lose your mind about it. You don't look like a duck getting caught slashing tires (or not getting caught, you will feel like a duck either way). You work the magic. They'll be surprised. They'll invite you next time for the beers.

Been there homey. It works.

[Mat]

get some of your buds together and put their car on its lid. :mrgreen:

[Adam R]

Vandalism really sucks.  Two years ago, a couple jackasses decided to steal a fire extinguisher from a hallway and head out into the parking lot with their new toy.  Luckily at my college there are security cameras in the lots, and the pair was caught on tape spraying my CBR 600 with white foam.  The foam got into the air box and clogged up the filter, causing the bike to struggle for air.  

Thanks to the security cameras though, I was able to talk to the Dean of Students who forced the two degenerates to pay me $100 in damages.

Adam

I agree with bbanjo....

turn your enemy into your friend and you have won the battle!

If they dont want to be your friend.... torch their car  :guns:

Stay Safe  

[Jared]

Man...spitting on your bike...screw the "friends" thing idea...

Go get yourself some sardines...Open them up ( eat them if you like sardines)...let the left over juice sit for half a day or so.... Then go pour it into the Fresh Air/ AC intake area of their car (usually along the windshield...)...

They'll have to dismantle the car to TRY to get the smell out....

That Deer scent stuff for hunting is nasty too....

[john]

Pee in the vents (right under the windshield).  If it doesn't rain for a few days it'll stink up the car good when he turns on the air.

Remove att the valve cores out of the tires.  Exhaust whistle.  Paint remover sprayed on the car.  Oh there are so many ways to get back at someone...

[john]

Now that I think about it... You are lucky there wasn't vomit on your bike

[scratch]

I've heard that bologne is a great paint remover...and if placed strategically about on a dark colored car can make for a nice polka-dotted laugh (a BMW was a hilarious target). :lol:

[Kerry]

I usually don't get involved in these "retribution" threads.  The whole concept is just foreign to me somehow.

It always makes me think of what Tevye observed in "Fiddler On The Roof".  If everybody followed the old law of "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth", the whole world would be blind and toothless.

And proud of it, no doubt!  

If there's anything worse than cleaning spit off your bike, it's living in a constant feud with your neighbors.  Especially if it's all caused by an incorrect assumption on your part.  I'm with bbanjo - get it cleared up once and for all by approaching the neighbor.  If there's hate involved, you'll know it.  If there's not, you have the chance to avoid  introducing it.

[threatrockone]

welll...

i civilly talked to the neighbors and they mentioned that their party got out of hand and a lot of people they didn't know started showing up. i guess that explains why it got "shut down" early (or at least what i would deem early  :mrgreen: ).

they apologized and offered to help clean it up....but i took care of that.

so all in all. the civil approach paid off! lesson learned.

thanks for the fun thoughts of vandalism tho.  

[Kerry]

Way to go!  You rock, all right.

[scratch]

Glad nothing bad happened. All went well! Cheers to bbanjo and Kerry!
I was just kidding about actually committing any kinds of vandalism, as you stated your bike wasn't permanently harmed, so logically you would persue bbanjo's suggestion, but it sure was funny to see that silver polka-dotted, midnight-blue BMW daily. Wonder what he did.

[bbanjo]

threatrock, you are as they say "The Man". Takes a much bigger set of walnuts to deal with the issues face to face.

The doomed haven't figured out that yet.

[JohnNS]

Glad things worked out for you.  

If they dont want to be your friend.... torch their car

A classic line if I've ever seen one. Thanks Keyzer, that cracked me up for about 5 minutes after I read it.  hehe    

John