Open letter to my Shoei Thief,

[dana_nishi]

Dear Loser,

You are an ass. Really? The Goodwill parking lot on a Thursday afternoon? By cutting the chin strap and thus destroying a fundamental functionality of the helmet? I hope my size small helmet cuts off circulation to your imbecilic head so you can no longer tarnish the day of people who actual work hard so they can afford quality, life-saving equipment. I wish I had dropped it from above 6 feet before you got to it just to leave you in a state as high and dry as you left me.

Thanks,
Dana

* This is just a warning to all you other honest folk out there- you can never be too vigilant of your bike. Apparently ESPECIALLY in Los Angeles. My boyfriend had his helmet pissed on at the Dodger game, and now this theft in broad daylight. I URGE you, don't EVER feel ridiculous for parking your bike as close to your sight as possible, or checking on it. I know I will from now on.

[yamahonkawazuki]

  indeed

[ohgood]

hanging or dismemberment (of the ballsack) is too light a punishment.











(i hate thieves. work for nothing, entitled to everything, and wronged by the world = thief)

[grayghost]

just force them to wear a helmet 24hrs a day for a year- say a full face about 2 sizes too small ought to do it.

[cafeboy]

just force them to wear a helmet 24hrs a day for a year- say a full face about 2 sizes too small ought to do it.

+1 

sorry to hear about this crap 

[natedawg120]

People stealing your stuff is sh-itty.  i can't wait for July because i am moving in a rental house with a 2 car garage, oh man the things i can stop worrying about when i finally have a garage.

[Majorhavoc]

There is a special, inner circle of H*ll just for helmet thieves.  Right next to the one for people who steal Christmas trees from Boy Scout fundraisers.

Sorry to hear about your misfortune, Dana.  That just really bites.

[Toogoofy317]

I"m right there with you that's why I don't leave my precious shoei on my bike at all. People like to piss in them down here!

Some ass hat decided to break my right side mirror off and put it on my gas tank! A note would have been nice. Then I saw the scratches on the front fairing. I was parked all the way to the right in the furthest right spot Diaganol with the back out far enough you can see it!

This is the second time my bike had been defiled. If I find you pray the cops get you first! I have no more tolerance. Gone, Zero, Zip, Zilch. My baseball bat will be doing the talking from now on! I'm infuriated, I actually threw the mirror in the office of my apartment complex. You're gonna advertise as a safe community then you better damn well live up to the rent price!

Mary

[frankieG]

i have a bike cable lock that i use to lockmy lid to the bike

[wladziu]

I've got a size medium for sale.  Just saying. 
Fits like a small, I just like them super tight on my cheekbones.