lady mauled by chimp

[jserio]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090317/ap_on_re_us/chimpanzee_attack_lawsuit

[jhutch2115]

Dam!!! I"ll be a monkeys uncle!

[murf425]

Hmm...sucks that it happened in a place with strict gun control.  That happens anywhere south of VA, and the police wouldn't have been called at all.   

Plus, those cops up there must shoot some tiny bullets...shot it a few times, then it crawled back inside to die?  Damn.

[grayghost]

wow, put her head down to chimp and got injured. if you put your head down on a railroad track, and a Southern Pacific came along n' squashed your gourd, you going to sue the railroad?
oh, i forgot, this is the same country that the woman sued Mcdonalds because she spilled hot coffee in her lap.
nevermind.

[yamahonkawazuki]

wow, put her head down to chimp and got injured. if you put your head down on a railroad track, and a Southern Pacific came along n' squashed your gourd, you going to sue the railroad?
oh, i forgot, this is the same country that the woman sued Mcdonalds because she spilled hot coffee in her lap.
nevermind.

I was abotu to say. also the same country that has to put a warning on a lawnmower to NOT PUT YOUR HADNS INTO SPINNING BLADES , death or serious injury may result 

[murf425]

[natedawg120]

You know whats funnier than a temperamental chimp on xanex that eats you neighbor, a sleep driving chimp on ambien that just runs them over.  Some people are retarded and no one should have chimp as a pet, because like wookies when you piss them off they just rip you to pieces.

[frankieG]

stupid monkey

[shiznizbiz]

oh well.  shaZam! happens. didnt the chimp rip her hands off?

[wladziu]

Happened a few weeks ago:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/02/18/political-cartoon-featuring-chimp-sparks-protests/


Blah.  The man's tryin' to keep me down even in cartoons!  I'd better fight back!