:(

[yamahonkawazuki]

Can I be President @$$hole?   It's close to resident, but supports my ego better. 

No Obama already has that title. 

LOL PWNED, well he can always be "Vice president @$$hole" then

[wladziu]

Only until I can pay a black woman with a big hat to crown me. 







That's all I've got.   
Good one, Cafeboy. 

[yamahonkawazuki]

lol indeed wladziu you need a custom title, something involving @$$hole somewhere in it   

[spc]

Back on topic:
An, you never had a man card in the first place so no need to surrender it.  Do yourself a favor and take the 6 off a dock at 160mph.

[shiznizbiz]

Dude! taht was a good start...ummm....but were you really about to cry. seriously? wow.  umm.  dude.  no turnign back now. 

[yamahonkawazuki]

Back on topic:
An, you never had a man card in the first place so no need to surrender it.  Do yourself a favor and take the 6 off a dock at 160mph.

Would prolly skip across to the other side

[annguyen1981]

HAHA.  No.  I wasn't gonna cry.  I was really nervous about sayign something.

Wish me luck today...  I'm heading to work from 8-5.  She's in at 11...  I'm gonna tell her as soon as possible when she comes in...  the less time for me to think about it, the better.

[yamahonkawazuki]

Good luck, if you dont, ill kick your e-ass, and your e-sheep will e-laugh 

[annguyen1981]

fuq.  I'm more nervous than yesterday....  I got her a card last week, but I STILL don't know what I'm gonna write....  fuq mi.

[nightrider]

1. horrible advice given by mary--f off mary
2. self-recognition barf
3. ask her out anyway
4. never had a chance
6.Set goals
7.forget about it
8.Gain experience
9.  ? ? ?
10. PROFIT

[Canonball]

you should get some Swagger by old Spice, LL Cool J used to be like you until he started using it, now look at him.....nice



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrSNzSkvi70

[Canonball]

seriously man, is it that hard to just ask her out for coffee or something? thats very non-intimidating (you guys could even meet there so you don't have that awkwardly quiet drive) you're thinking about it too much and blowing it wayyy out of proportion, just be a friggin man and ask her out.....dont say anything else......just ask if she would like to go out to coffee, lunch, diving with the dolphins, etc. and when she says "sure" you say "great, i'll pick you up tomorrow at 3.....you have a motorcycle jacket and helmet right?"



p.s.- you really should get some Swagger by Old Spice, you need all the help you can get      good luck!! 

[wladziu]

Wasting your time, fellas...

[cafeboy]

Wasting your time, fellas...

+100 

[natedawg120]

Good luck An, you won't know until you ask and if you never ask you will never know.

oh and how the hell can any one who doesn't know An or this girl personally say he has no chance, the only way he has no chance is if he doesn't ask.  So to all the pessimists who would rather post BS or how f%&ked in the a An is rather than just prod him to ask already, go f%$k yourselves

[yamahonkawazuki]

1. horrible advice given by mary--f off mary
2. self-recognition barf
3. ask her out anyway because a swan dive onto pavement is closer to flying than sucking thumb in fetal position
4. you never had a chance, and now it shows. I have been there too. In denial? Try again. Take a year or two if you need to keep suffering. Then get over it (so much easier said than done. but your getting over it is directly proportionate to how many other girls you are hanging out with or talking to/asking out/dating, and how your life is going)
5. it'll never happen. i will bet you my life savings an. about 4k. I'll throw in my SV, and a year's hard labor. it is plain by how you are writing about her. i know because i have been there. she probably finds you sweet and entertaining, but laughably weak and green. by now she would never let you within three feet of her poon, even with a stick
6. Commit to a long term well rounded game plan of self development. Set goals and broaden horizons. Gym, new classes, new activities. A little pickup wouldn't hurt, start with The Game. Most pickup guys are beyond nerbs but at least they leap into life, and it teaches you something. #1 how to have some balls and #2 how to tell when you shouldn't press the matter
7. get tired of pickup and forget about it, or perhaps it will take and you will find a girl to have sex with. Barring that, hire a callgirl. Seriously. Then proceed with life as normal
8. Change location if necessary to bigger city. Gain experience and develop your own selection/preferences naturally by experience.
9. With experience your needy pathetic behavior will lessen. ironically you will become more desirable as a partner (romantic love is all power play anyway --from Romance the french film) You may find your status and attractiveness is not as great as your taste in women. Tough, welcome to the club.
10. ? ? ?
11. PROFIT

Care tp explain? 

[bettingpython]

C'mon an hope you sacked up, at least tell us what happened. Anyway bored to tears been on my ass for the last 2 days vasectomy sucks but at least I got some good drugs out of it.

[Paulcet]

Down 2 days for a vasectomy?  And you think An is a wimp!?

get up and walk, man!  Nothing's going to fall out!

[bettingpython]

Down 2 days for a vasectomy?  And you think An is a wimp!?

get up and walk, man!  Nothing's going to fall out!

Just following doctors orders.

Ice 15 minutes every hour, stay flat up only for Bathroom necessities yesterday and today. Business as usual tomorrow minimal swelling and bruising Bout to go stir crazy. Damn sack was the size of a grapefruit before I got em iced yesterday. Fricken doc was brutal too not enough local when he did the first one, felt like he was rooting around in there with a pair of needle nose pliers trying find the damn tube.

[Toogoofy317]

BTW NIGHTRIDER I don't F-off. I got better things to do and not going to waste my time on you.

An hope all went well.

If not I guess take the mighty NightRider's advice he has more testosterone than brains and probably nails anything with a hole.

Mary