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10 ugliest cars ever built in the US

Started by grayghost, May 22, 2009, 12:44:58 PM

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grayghost

saw a "french's mustard" yellow pontiac Aztec today at the grocery store- whoa daddy, now that's an ugly car.
that's my contribution, now let's hear yours (i feel an amc pacer/gremlin coming on.......)

The Buddha

No ... compared to that aztec, the gremlins are down right cute. Its in a class by itself ... its almost Valkyrie Rune ugly.
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jserio

dude, i saw a guy on pinks with a souped up gremlin! bad-ass car! i'd drive it!  :icon_twisted: 

back on topic, yes, the aztec is fugly.
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cafeboy

All you can bite me.............I like the Aztek.
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s0crates82

H2/H3 and all other the poser variants.   there's no clearer way to show the world that you've got pee pee envy, whether you're male or female, than with a rebadged, squared-off, ugly-as-sin tahoe.

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cafeboy

Quote from: s0crates82 on May 22, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
H2/H3 and all other the poser variants.   there's no clearer way to show the world that you've got pee pee envy, whether you're male or female, than with a rebadged, squared-off, ugly-as-sin tahoe.

"HUMMER: NOW EVERYONE KNOWS"



+1
IF I COULD FRAME MY MIND---WHERE WOULD IT HANG ?
I've Seen The Future, and It's Cafeboy-Shaped.

jserio

chevy and gmc trucks have gotten uglier IMO over the past couple years. they never shoulda scrapped the s-10/sonoma. man, those were great lil trucks.
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spc

Quote from: s0crates82 on May 22, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
H2/H3 and all other the poser variants.   there's no clearer way to show the world that you've got pee pee envy, whether you're male or female, than with a rebadged, squared-off, ugly-as-sin tahoe.

"HUMMER: NOW EVERYONE KNOWS"



+10000000000000

If you want something that's actually capable off road, get an old Land Rover

XealotX

Quote from: cafeboy on May 22, 2009, 01:09:59 PM
All you can bite me.............I like the Aztek.

You might want to get that eyeglass prescription looked at...looks like you're overdue... :cookoo:

Anyway, the MUSTANG II sucked, the Merkur XR4Ti which I kinda liked yet hated at the same time, the Lincoln MK VII, and pretty much any car with a vinyl roof that isn't a convertible...

The fact that these are all Ford products is just a coincidence...owned plenty of decent Fords over the years.
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cafeboy

#10
Don't need to, thanks.
I just like being different from the pack. (ie) not a sheep
Oh and I also had a 1977 Mustang Cobra II and it was freaking awesome.  :tongue2:
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The Buddha

Yea honda passport may be up there as well ...

No that whatever jeep wanna be whatever its called ... and I hate the damn insight as well.
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GeeP

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If the product "fails" will the product liability insurance pay for the "failure" until it turns 18?

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theUBS

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yamahonkawazuki

the subie brat imho but it was of japanese origin. loved its functionality but hated its looks.  maybe the scion xb or the hyundai tiburon. functional looks but weird looking
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Caffeine

Aztek is my personal "ugliest car ever".  WTF styling at its best.

I think Gremlins and Pacers are kinda odd, but not particularly ugly.  I'd love to have one of the V8 Gremlins to race around in.

Renault Le Car (known as an R5 or something like that over the pond) was pretty nasty.

And the 2009 Acura TL...what's up with that grill?  Looks like a robot with a serial-killer's smile.  The ass end doesn't look much better.
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LOUiE

+1 for the Aztec and it's cousin, Rendezvous...

but I also hate these ridiculous looking things...

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grayghost

louie you're on to something with that one! i always thought that some degree of aerodynamics was sort of a desirable thing in designing a vehicle, guess i was wrong- talk about a shoebox with wheels. i bet it slices thru the air like a acme brick.

cstilt

That Scion looks like it's huge in that pic. Sadly that's in actual size....

Yeah, my tacoma has better aerodynamics than that thing does. Okay, maybe just slightly.
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XealotX

Quote from: cafeboy on May 22, 2009, 07:19:40 PM
I just like being different from the pack. (ie) not a sheep
Oh and I also had a 1977 Mustang Cobra II and it was freaking awesome.  :tongue2:

I had the (mis)fortune of renting an Aztec for a month while working in Colorado. Its transmission would have felt at home in a John Deere riding lawnmower and its plasticy interior would have looked great as a rubbermaid trash can.

Even a sheep can identify a turd when it sees one. Only way GM ever moved one off the lot was by discounting the dog squeeze out of it. I guess I'd like them too if the dealership practically paid me to drive one...actually, no, they would still suck...

Oooh, a '77 Mustang Cobra II...bet it had the 302 V8 option with (sniff) 130hp. That baby would do 0-60 in the same calendar year...barely. Then again, I have always wanted a '77 Trans Am with the huge fire chicken on the hood. Those weren't all that fast either but I'd give my left nut for one.

Back in the day I owned a '69 Mustang Mach I. Give my right nut to have that one back. Not to worry folks, I'm so manly that I'd grow both nuts back within a week. :thumb:
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