this weeks phrase to start all fun conversations...

[jserio]

"honey, you know how you said you wanted something that went from 0-200 in less than 10 seconds? well, look what i got ya...!!(hold up brand new bathroom scale...)

[pandy]

"Dear, you know that house we were saving for...? What do you think of my new fur coat!?"

[LOUiE]

Guess what?   I saw a hooker with that same shade of lipstick yesterday!  crazy huh?

[shiznizbiz]

"Honey, When'd you get this new dress, its kinda sexy. Ummm honey, why does this smell like a bar? Have you been.......oh wait, this isnt yours......shaZam!"

[gsagent005]

honey i hope you dont mind but i used your bank card to get me a new computer because mine sucks!! 

[Toogoofy317]

Dumb a$$ wrestling fan says to me" "Suck my duck" I said "Let me go find the tweezers and magnifying glass"  My SGT. almost passed out from disbelief!

Mary