cheap vacation

[grayghost]

the older and younger texas aggie have only got $5 to spend on their vacation, so they drive into Bryan to the wally world supercenter.
the older sends the younger one in- "here, take this $5, and buy us something nice for our vacation." about 10 minutes later the youngster shows back up, climbs into the truck with a plain bown bag. the older grabs the bag, opens it, and there's nothing but a box of tampons.
"you spent our vacation money on THIS!!!"
the younger replies, "yeah. see here," pointing at the box, "SWIM, PLAY TENNIS, HORSEBACK RIDE"   

[cafeboy]

Thay was just bad 

[jserio]

 

[scottpA_GS]

.........


.... Dude........ That would be funny if I was 12


 

[Jughead]

I stopped by the Dollar General Yesterday to pick up a few things.there was a guy walked thru the store and right by me at a really fast pace. As he walked by I looked at the end of the Isle and he grabbed a Pack of Tampons without slowing down or Even Stopping to look and see if they where the right thing. I got behind him at the register and he acted like he had Ants in his Pants and was About to Cry He was so Embarrassed. Shoulda Looked at him and Said "Your Weekends F*$#ed!"  OR "Hey you forgot the Vagasil." 

[spc]

.........


.... Dude........ That would be funny if I was 12


 

I am 12, mentally, and that wasn't funny.

[grayghost]

maybe you would prefer these 2 guys walk into this bar, and man. you'd have sure thought the second guy would've ducked.

either way, i know the sound of one hand clapping.

[spc]

I've seen funnier genocides.

[grayghost]

ALL genocides are funny- what's your point

[yamahonkawazuki]

Okay lets try this,
A nun, a woman, a nancy boy, a lesbian, a n****r, a jew, SPC, talking dog and a duck walk into a bar, bartender looks at them and says  " What the Fück is this, some kind of joke?"

[Cal Price]

Well Yama, that made me laugh but shoulden't there have been a talking dog or duck as well.

[yamahonkawazuki]

added cal 

[cafeboy]

        

[grayghost]

looks like you covered most of the bases there yama. 

[dohabee]

A polar bear walks into a bar and orderes a drink:  "i'll have a rum....................................................and coke".

bartender:  "no problem but why the long pause"?

Polar bear: "i don't know my dad had em too"

[jserio]

 

[Cal Price]

Crocodile laying in the mud of the Nile for something edible to walk by for days and days on end in the searing heat of the sun suddenly turn to another nearbye croc and says "y'know I keep thinking it's Thursday"........................

[cafeboy]

^^^^^^^ 

[dohabee]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

the bartender says hey did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?

the pirate says yaaaaaaaargh its drivin me nuts

[cafeboy]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

the bartender says hey did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?

the pirate says yaaaaaaaargh its drivin me nuts

LMAO