God & Farrah Fawcett

annguyen1981 · June 26, 2009, 03:12:38 PM

Farrah Fawcett - I didn't want to pass so soon
GOD - It was your time my child
Farrah - I just have one last wish
GOD - what is that my child?
Farrah - For all of the children on earth to be safe.

Hours later.......... Michael Jackson passes from a fatal cardiac arrest

GOD - Farrah?
Farrah - Yes Father
GOD - How's that?

Personally, I'm sick of hearing about MJ. I know that makes me a horrible person, but hey.

Cal Price · June 26, 2009, 03:13:53 PM

Toogoofy317 · June 26, 2009, 03:38:17 PM

Now that is funny! I don't even bother to turn on the news because that was all that was on last night and am sure will be for the next few days to weeks!

Mary

LOUiE · June 26, 2009, 04:48:39 PM

MJ did change the course of music as we know it... but other than that he wasn't so special. he was ridiculously in debt and still rented a $100,000 a month house in LA. he was great at music, but maybe stupid at life.

I don't mind hearing about his music success, but I could care less about his actual life. He was

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Caffeine · June 26, 2009, 05:51:35 PM

Wow! I can't believe it! It turns out Michael Jackson died of FOOD POISONING! Yeah, it's true! He ate a nine year old wiener!

I'll leave now.

annguyen1981 · June 26, 2009, 06:00:16 PM

Hmm... the guys at the other forum were right... that food poisoning joke has been passed around more than a hooker in a whore house.

94suzuki500 · June 26, 2009, 06:49:15 PM

long live micheal jackson!

yamahonkawazuki · June 26, 2009, 07:50:48 PM

NOOOOOO it was a bad batch of 12yo nuts. also since he like 99% plastic, theyre gonna melt him down and make legos. so now all the kids can play with HIM

jserio · June 26, 2009, 08:24:20 PM

i could really give a shaZam! less about him, or his music. never appealed to me. one less person to stand behind in a grocery line.

yamahonkawazuki · June 26, 2009, 09:13:38 PM

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

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God & Farrah Fawcett