What in the holy fuching he!! was that!?!?!?!?

spc · June 28, 2009, 09:34:57 PM

OK, so I just went to bring my dog in from the back patio (radio fence) and as I looked towards the green (golf course out my back door, why the he!! do people pay more for this?) something catches my eye. First instinct says kids, they like to fuch around on the course at night

(not sure what's wrong with the beach) Then I focused in on it. ~2-2.5ft tall, lean, bipedal and fast as he!!..................so what's my first reaction?

Fuch it, I have my gun, let's go. I grabbed my dogs leash, hooked him up and gave chase...........and got humiliated. More to the point, I'm really curious as to what this could have been. I'd say it was making 20mph easily because I was in an all out sprint and getting left in the dust. My dog was freaking out when he finally noticed it so I know I wasn't just having a special moment. I don't think I've ever heard my dog snarl like that.

cafeboy · June 28, 2009, 09:55:47 PM

chupacabra

spc · June 28, 2009, 09:59:29 PM

Shoulda shot it, but the neighbors might have gotten pissed about that (dam popo might have too)

cafeboy · June 28, 2009, 10:00:04 PM

yep yep

cafeboy · June 28, 2009, 10:02:01 PM

so can you play golf on that course cheap

spc · June 28, 2009, 10:05:23 PM

Define cheap. I think resident green fees are $70. Of course, it's fair game after 1800 so most people just wait til then and play a few holes at a time over a few days.

cafeboy · June 28, 2009, 10:07:26 PM

Quote from: spc on June 28, 2009, 10:05:23 PM
I think resident green fees are $70.

well then i will not be making a trip up there

spc · June 28, 2009, 10:09:04 PM

It all drops pretty drastically once winter hits. Prices on everything go up during the summer here.

cafeboy · June 28, 2009, 10:10:00 PM

you play ?

spc · June 28, 2009, 10:15:59 PM

Not well. I mostly get drunk, do donuts on the green in the golf cart, and get banned from the course.

cafeboy · June 28, 2009, 10:19:06 PM

ok

i will enjoy a few but that's about it
i do like to play a few rounds of golf tho

wladziu · June 28, 2009, 10:35:36 PM

Man, I hate that movie, Signs.
Made the mistake of watching it in the dark, next to a big sliding-glass door, in Swampville, Georgia.

Thanks for reminding me of it. Jerk.

Jughead · June 28, 2009, 10:54:33 PM

Quote from: spc on June 28, 2009, 10:15:59 PM
Not well. I mostly get drunk, do donuts on the green in the golf cart, and get banned from the course.

Hell Yeah Sounds like fun.

Toogoofy317 · June 28, 2009, 11:03:49 PM

Maybe it was the Jersey Devil! See if you guys watched Montster Quest you'd know about it

. I only saw because I was in the hospital LOL only thing on!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil

Happy hunting!

Mary

Jughead · June 28, 2009, 11:11:29 PM

Sure it wasn't An Chasin a Sheep Down?

yamahonkawazuki · June 29, 2009, 12:02:22 AM

Quote from: Jughead on June 28, 2009, 11:11:29 PM
Sure it wasn't An Chasin a Sheep Down?

Hmmm might be onto somehting there. or the sheep making a run for it, on two

spc · June 29, 2009, 07:54:19 AM

I'm still a little curious about this. May have to go on a hunting expedition soon. Wonder what the neighbors would think if they saw a 280lb guy shooting at a 2ft creature with a shotgun in the middle of the night???

The Buddha · June 29, 2009, 10:42:34 AM

Jackrabbit is my first guess.
Cool.
Buddha.

natedawg120 · June 29, 2009, 02:49:14 PM

Quote from: The Buddha on June 29, 2009, 10:42:34 AM
Jackrabbit is my first guess.
Cool.
Buddha.

Yeah, I thought that too and have seen some pretty that were 2ft standing easy.

Affschnozel · June 29, 2009, 03:08:53 PM

So , was it humanoid ?

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What in the holy fuching he!! was that!?!?!?!?