TopGear..WTF is James wearing on his head?

[seamax]

http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/vietnam-motorbike-special-part-one-top-gear-bbc/19697461

[natedawg120]

i believe that is the new DOT approved col lender 

[wladziu]

Great work he did with the model ship. 

[cafeboy]

 

[wladziu]

Hey, that reminds me.  I want a knitted hat for my helmet.  Like a Santa hat, with a big ball at the end, in the gayest colors imaginable. 
None of the old ladies from craigslist "arts and crafts" section will make me one. 


If any of your wives/girlfriends/butt-secks slaves knit; I'd sure appreciate one. 
If they include ear flaps, I'll model it while wearing a crotch-sock. 






Seriously, I'll pay for it.  With real dollars. 

[cafeboy]

^^^^^^^^^^^ 

[wladziu]

Guess I'll have to learn to knit, then.



Don't be jealous when I'm selling them for $40, each, Cafe. 

[cafeboy]

Well, My wife can knit, so 

[wladziu]

Okay, what kind of allegiance do I have to swear?




I wants me a hat.  My brain-bucket is chilly.  

[Chanse]

I love those guys.... Gotta love the pasta strainer helmet, keeps all his noodles in place when he ditches.. lol

[natedawg120]

yeah after they screwed with Richards bike i lost it. Has anyone seen the lorry episode, that one was hilarious too.

[seamax]

Great work he did with the model ship. 

Yup! Especially the part that it hit the ceiling fan. 

But on a sidenote, being Viethnamese, I would love to go back there one day with a motor bike and some freinds and ride around the whole country.

[wladziu]

Cafe, my inbox doesn't contain a message asking for my address because your wife has agreed to knit me a hat. 



I wants my hat!  Are you gonna make me learn to knit, to get it?

[cafeboy]

  She is a bit busy atm.
With the new baby and all.
I will ask if she will make one and let you know.

[Chanse]

I was thinkin she could knit up some big beanies to slip on your helmet like those helmet skins..... lol that would rock... I want a sponge bob one.... lol for my little girl that is... she likes to ride with me, her mom doesnt though so I just ride her around the yard on it.. Nice to have  a couple of acres... And yes I do make her where a helmet.

[wladziu]

She is a bit busy atm.
With the new baby and all.
I will ask if she will make one and let you know.

Oh crap, that's right!  Mr. Insensitivity, that's me.   

Congratulations, buddy. 

[wladziu]

I was thinkin she could knit up some big beanies to slip on your helmet like those helmet skins..... lol that would rock... I want a sponge bob one.... lol for my little girl that is... she likes to ride with me, her mom doesnt though so I just ride her around the yard on it.. Nice to have  a couple of acres... And yes I do make her where a helmet.

Maybe I'll make her one.  Looks like I'm gonna be taking up knitting.  (Go ahead and laugh... I know 4 ways to castrate you.  )


Guess it can't be too hard.  Old ladies can do it...

[cafeboy]

I tryed to do it years ago 
I'll stick with fiber glass and plastic 

She may do it for you 
She has not told me yet.

[wladziu]

Too late! 

It is underway!  I already have the earflaps finished. 


Neighbor gave me a little book about it.  Gave me something to do while listening to the drunks hit on each other's wives at the party tonight. 




Was thinking about making one for your new rugrat, but I'm not knitting in pink.  Just can't do it, man. 

[jserio]

my grandmother could knit...she was the best. i've not seen anywork that surpasses hers. ever. sadly, she's gone now. ah, it sucks growing old.