The hotel bill

[annguyen1981]

My wife and I were traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George .

After almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decide to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands us a bill for $350.00.

I explode and demand to know why the charge is so high.

I tell the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00

Then the clerk tells me that $350..00 is the 'standard rate'.

I insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.

'But we didn't use them.'

'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain we could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.

'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' .

'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, I reply,

'But we didn't use it!'

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.

I write a check and give it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque.

'But sir,' 'this check is only made out for $50.00.'

'That's correct, as I charged you $300..00 for sleeping with my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well, too bad, she was here, and you could have.'

[Toogoofy317]

Uhm, don't you ask the rate before you check in 

Down on OBT we have hourly rates in 'some' hotels. Not saying I'd stay there BUT its there.

Mary

[annguyen1981]

MARY!  Where the hell are ya?  I'm online at nights looking for someone to harrass and bug, but no one's awake (or online)!
lol

[jserio]

 

[yamahonkawazuki]

Uhm, don't you ask the rate before you check in 

Down on OBT we have hourly rates in 'some' hotels. Not saying I'd stay there BUT its there.

Mary

aye they are around here as well. as long as mary isnt at hoville. , if ya were. me cafe, buddha. and jug among another 2 or three would have to do somethin bout that now

[Chanse]

yeahp. heard that one before... Still a favorite..

[Toogoofy317]

Whoa! WHoa! Whoa! What would you three do to me in hoville again OBT is one block away but the good part if you can call any part of OBT that

Mary

[yamahonkawazuki]

Whoa! WHoa! Whoa! What would you three do to me in hoville again OBT is one block away but the good part if you can call any part of OBT that

Mary

Naaah mary wed knock some sense into you if you would stay in a place like that.  thats all   , outta love of course. nothign sexual implied or expressed ( scouts honour)

[jserio]

yama, don't lie to her now, wipe the drool off your keyboard...lol.   

[yamahonkawazuki]

Ehh jserio i mean what i said , id say shes one of my best friends that ive yet to meet in person. ya know. but NO hoville at all, got it?

[Toogoofy317]

Trust me that Ain't happening!

Mary

[jserio]

yeah, postwhoring is the only whoring we need around here. lol