I'm Outta Here..............

Jughead · July 25, 2009, 09:15:20 AM

Well...... Like Uh........ Going Fishing..... Yeah that's It Fishing..

http://tricities.craigslist.org/cas/1287938942.html

Man it's Getting bad I'm Cruising for Bots on Craigslist.

annguyen1981 · July 25, 2009, 09:38:22 AM

Damn it. I thought it was closer to me... Bristol, CT

Then I read the top.. Bristol, TN.

Jughead · July 25, 2009, 09:39:31 AM

Found one maybe she's actually like real and don't live 80 miles away.

She say's she's Into Hairy guys with farmers tans.Hope she likes a Bean Pickin' Sasquatch.

Yeap I said F&@% it might as well try Craigslist.One of the Girls I tried Picking up since Christmas Gave me a Big Hug the other night and told me She was Pregnant.

Knew I should have taken Her for that Ride in my Truck New Years Eve but I was Staggering and Had to hold Her up by Her Hood on Her Hoodie just to talk to Her.

The World Just Ain't Ready for another Lil' Jughead running Around I'm Afraid.

Tried talking Another into going out last week but She Blew me off.
Got Another one I may try later on if I make up my mind.She's got a Youngin' though.

I've Known Her for a long time and Tried Picking her up a few Years Ago.Probably won't work this time either.

Jughead · July 25, 2009, 09:44:23 AM

Quote from: annguyen1981 on July 25, 2009, 09:38:22 AM
Damn it. I thought it was closer to me... Bristol, CT

Then I read the top.. Bristol, TN.

Come on down An I'll drop you off at South Holston.

Hey I got an Idea.

Can you Carry Firewood? Mow a Yard? Smoke Weed? If you answer Yes to any of these Questions I can get you Laid.

I know an Ol' Girl thats Into Guys 16-30.She's only 40 or so.

Caffeine · July 25, 2009, 09:47:05 AM

"...Must be WELL endowed ..."

Ah! So you really ARE going there to fish!

Jughead · July 25, 2009, 10:10:53 AM

Oooooo Damn I was Askin' for that one.

But She Didn't say How Well.

She coulda Meant Well Endowed like a Stud Horse or well Endowed like a Stud Field Mouse.

Leave it to Women to Keep a feller Guessin' they Outa be Specific on what Size they Actually want.

Caffeine · July 25, 2009, 10:23:57 AM

Personally, I'm hung like a horse. A small horse. OK, a seahorse, but, dammit, a horse nonetheless!

Jughead · July 25, 2009, 10:34:23 AM

ver4 · July 25, 2009, 01:18:27 PM

Quote from: Caffeine on July 25, 2009, 10:23:57 AM
Personally, I'm hung like a horse. A small horse. OK, a seahorse, but, dammit, a horse nonetheless!

One of the funniest things I have ever read.

Jughead · July 26, 2009, 08:55:36 AM

Still nothing but I did get some Info on a Hooker last night.

News:

I'm Outta Here..............