Stuck in a debacle! Need expert opinions =)

[Sbag0024]

Buddha that is super good news =) . Let me know when you find what you need and if you can send me one of your DIY Buddha kits =) .

[Homer]

Let's go back to talking about wombats.  
http://www.wombats.net/wombat-pic.html

[utgunslinger13]

I agree, NEED MORE WOMBATS NOW!

[Ugluk]

Sounds a bit like the badgers here. Small vicious bags of bone muscle. My grandfather once ran one over with his bicycle.

[mister]

I think you'll find Wombats are a little larger than badgers...





Michael

[Ugluk]

Cool! That looks kind of like a cross between a pig and a teddybear..

[Homer]

Wombats should be the official GSTwin mascot. 

They have more bone muscle than badgers. 
They make women happy.
And they draw attention away from smug, annoying, fat guys that I'd like to electrocute.  See picture above. 


Wombats = bone muscle = happy girls   >  annoying fatties

[Sbag0024]

OMG that thing is fricken CUTE lol...I want one for a pet.. =0  . anywho, so what you are really saying is I should remove my stock exhaust and throw on a Wombat. Then add Duel Wombat pods and Wombat jet kits?? 

[Homer]

Yes.  Their bone muscle will add at least 45 torque powers. 

And dual Wombat headlights. 

[Ugluk]

According to wiki their main defense is blocking their tunnel with their big a$$. This could explain their lack of common traffic sense.

[007brendan]

why is it that everything in australia is just a cuter version of something in america

deer --> kangaroo
badger --> wombat
raccoon --> koala

[Homer]

Cuter?  Dude, they have poisonous frogs in their backyards! 

Eleventy-seven kinds of deadly spiders - one that will chase you.
5 ft giant chickens with mob mentality - threaten one, and they gang up and kick you to death.
The Blue Ringed Octopus - the worst venom on the planet. 
Great Whites hang out there for coffee and donuts.
A starfish literally EATING the entire barrier reef.
More venomous snakes than any place on earth - including the Taipan, 50x worse than the King Cobra. 
THIS freaking thing:


I really want one of those freshwater lobsters, though! 

[mister]

why is it that everything in australia is just a cuter version of something in america

deer --> kangaroo
badger --> wombat
raccoon --> koala

And don't forget our Possums...


Cuter than the US version


Of course, we do also have this...



And this fake looking thing that's really real (and has venom too)...



And yeah, there are plenty of things to kill you. That's where "The Scared Wierd Little guys" sang a song "Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmRexWQhs3M

Michael

[Homer]

Yeah!  Look at that thing!  What's it called, an enchilada or sumfin like that?

It's saying, "Look at me, I'm an Enchilada.  I'm gonna walk on this f-ing gravel, cause that's what I wanna do today.  You don't like it?  Touch me and die!"

[Sbag0024]

That is what they call a platypus.. HAHA we have them here in NY.


But in all seriousness... what would win.. a Beaver ...

or a Whambat?

[mister]

Ok. To give you another idea of Wombat size. Here's a Wombat road kill. Notice the lack of any bodily penetrations...



You got platypus in NY... are we talking wild and native - or - zoo - or - introduced species now a pest?

The other is an Echidna

Michael