Jeep

[Homer]

WTF is up with Jeep nowadays? 
Just checked out a Liberty from my lesbian friends.  47K miles, and the poor girls are riding around - brakes nearly red hot.
Squealing like, well, something.
Pads?  nope.  Brake fluid's blacker than Grandma's biscuits.  Cheap lines. 
Not a single lube point on the front end.  Tie rod boots so empty, it's pathetic.  And no way to lube anything. 
Radio sure sounds great.   

Not really sure about my point.  Just don't like going to bed with the room spinning. 
El Jimedore is great tequila, if you imbibe.  100% Agave, tastes 3X better than stupid Cuervo, and 2 bucks cheaper.

[dohabee]

Try hussong's tequila if you ever see it at a bar, It comes in a black clay jug. It is great and moderately priced.

[spc]

Several years back, during the brief window in which they were offered, I look at a diesel Liberty. 26 miles on the odometer and it broke down on the test drive    

If you want a good off road truck, buy an old Rover and throw away everything on it that say 'Lucas'  He!!, most of it you don't even need to replace, but it just being there is a fire hazard...

[yamahonkawazuki]

an old rover, old toyota land- cruiser, or a surplus h1. hte new jeeps are crap