Perils of Voice Recognition

[mister]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ Funny funny stuff 

Michael

[Porkchop]

I give it an eleven!

- Porkchop

[mister]

I give it an Alev'n 

I've watched it a half dozen times and it cracks me up each time.

Michael

[Elijafir]

SCOTLAND!!! FREEDOM!!! 

[natedawg120]

that's good stuff there 

[yooblonder]

Pure dead brilliant!

For further lessons on Speech Recognition, take a look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWrSEKNlZkI.  Translations provided on request.

And for more classic Scottish comedy, here's one of the popular clips... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3t9cHFz9lI&NR=1

[Twism86]

Check out this one too.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FztJ27pR7sQ&feature=related

I think the chick is hot! Mmm accents....

[yamahonkawazuki]

on my cell phone, i have assigned voice tags for calls on speed dial.  i have one called Fucker, @$$hole, horny, ( assigned to different names) one called orgasm etc. i have to sometimes speak out loud one of those terms, i called my ex ( whom i labeled damnimhorny, and got patched through. co workers looking like :O .
i also have a cat named dammit. i want to adopt his two siblings/littermates, and call them fucker and sonofabitch. and then have a dinner party. and feed the cats calling out dammit, fucker, sonofabitch! time to eat. and see their expressions. i named dammit, dammit because when i first got him his former home was a literal hell. and he was slightly crazy, and every other word out of my mouth when talking to him was dammit. twas either that name or lucifer or satan, but im a christian so those two names were out of the question