Hitting the books

[Homer]

Anyone awake that would care for a light chat to keep me company while I'm studying?

[spc]

Remember, lead with the top two knuckles to avoid a nasty boxer's fracture...

[james311]

What are you studying?

[Homer]

Just a little chemistry.

Don't care much for punching and kicking.  Some say I'm too little, I call it "highly concentrated".
I like other methods.  My redneck wanna-be fratboy neighbor never turns his deadbolt, for example. 

[yamahonkawazuki]

Just a little chemistry.

Don't care much for punching and kicking.  Some say I'm too little, I call it "highly concentrated".
I like other methods.  My redneck wanna-be fratboy neighbor never turns his deadbolt, for example. 

To cure boredom id gather 3 other friends, and pick up compact cars and turn them 90 degrees in their driveway/. Hmm chemistry has always fascinated me.  it is in my wanna do list when i return to college sometimes this coming year, contemplating engineering of some sort., civil, mechanical or electrical. after assisting ray bartnikas ( google it) with a project he had going on, and im just a plain jane normal guy. have always enjoyed finding a problem and figuring out how to solve it

[Homer]

No, no.  The key is to direct your natural tendency to be an a-hole to a positive purpose.  
In my case, it's an ex-marine, GI Bill drop-out harassing the entire neighborhood.  All well and good, until he decided to untrain my dog.  
My very first dog.
That I've been wanting all my life.  

Seriously, though.  Who screws with somebody's dog?  

Edit:  If you wanna save money, take your first two years at community college.  Just make sure they'll transfer.  
The money's out there, if you look for it.  Work-study stuff.  They're giving $10K grants (per year!) for any NC students in the sciences - gotta teach 2 years of school for every year you take the cash.  They're desperate. 

[Homer]

Boy, this stuff bleeds together after a while.

Edit:  Venus is incredibly bright tonight.  Or is it a geosync satellite?  10 degrees east or so of due south, eastern seaboard.  I need a skymap...

[Toogoofy317]

SLACKER!

[Homer]

geesh. 
I need a cat.  Maybe there's one in that box I can't open.  Wakka wakka wakka. 

[GeeP]

geesh. 
I need a cat.  Maybe there's one in that box I can't open.  Wakka wakka wakka. 

I don't think you're studying chemistry.

You're smoking it....




BACK TO WORK!   

[Homer]

Can't help it!  Studying makes me lonely. 

The dog can't turn flash cards - no thumbs. 

[Homer]

No one is awake.  The forum is mine!  MINE!!!1

[yamahonkawazuki]

No one is awake.  The forum is mine!  MINE!!!1

I looked throu my telescope and saw.... URANUS 

[frankieG]

focus

[Toogoofy317]

Ahh six days till I find out if I can get back in school. To finish my last class for my AA. Who wants to help me with PreCalc. I hate Math guess that's why I've put it off for so long well that and heart failure.

Mary

[Homer]

If?