Non-motorcycle related trip

[Homer]

My wife won a trip.  Some resort around Palos Verde.  First vacation we've had in over a decade now.  Of course, there's an itinerary.  They won't let me sit around in a robe and throw cocktail weenies at people that try talking to me.    

I have no idea if they're group activities.  I'm guessing they are - corporately funded trip and all.  About 40 total people are going.  Which gives it all an entirely different dimension.
I'm not quite keen on being stuck on a dingy with LaKresha and RayRay.  Or fishing with XXtreme!1 Stan.  Nor mud baths with Fabulous Freddy.  
She keeps bugging me to choose, and I don't have time to really consider it before the deadline.  So, you get to decide.  

If you stick me into sailing, I may or may not smuggle rum on board and climb the rigging clothed only in tri-pointed hat.  
But, I will definitely drop a deuce off the port side and blame it on the Kracken. 

[ssinema]

I would say go on the trip. Then right before the first little "group therapy session" pretend to be sick. Then once the group has gone away, you and your wife can enjoy the time there without RayRay and Stan the fishing man. 

[Firewalker]

My wife won a trip.  Some resort around Palos Verde.  First vacation we've had in over a decade now.  Of course, there's an itinerary.  They won't let me sit around in a robe and throw cocktail weenies at people that try talking to me.    

I have no idea if they're group activities.  I'm guessing they are - corporately funded trip and all.  About 40 total people are going.  Which gives it all an entirely different dimension.
I'm not quite keen on being stuck on a dingy with LaKresha and RayRay.  Or fishing with XXtreme!1 Stan.  Nor mud baths with Fabulous Freddy.  
She keeps bugging me to choose, and I don't have time to really consider it before the deadline.  So, you get to decide.  

If you stick me into sailing, I may or may not smuggle rum on board and climb the rigging clothed only in tri-pointed hat.  
But, I will definitely drop a deuce off the port side and blame it on the Kracken.  

This post is DAMN funny to me!!!!!  hahaha

[GeeP]

None of the above seems like the best choice....