What would Yoda say...

[scratch]

if he rode a motorcycle?

"Commit to turn. Or, do not. There is no try."

[redhawkdancing]

If you asked about changing motorcycles?

"Size matters not"

[redhawkdancing]

upon stalling a motorcycle?

"Happens to every guy sometimes this does"

[bettingpython]

I sense much fear in you, fear leads to target fixation, taget fixation leads to crashing.

[VWAG]

the shiny side, keep up

[The Buddha]

Dweebs, bikers are.

Cool.
Buddha.

[Adfalchius]

Upon looking at the cylinders:

"Always two there are, no more, no less..."

[yamahonkawazuki]

Fart cans on motorcycles not. There is no rice

[yamahonkawazuki]

Upon reading a certain mods ramblings:
A weird and strange one, that buddha is

[frankieG]

look where you steer you must, if not crash you will

[yamahonkawazuki]

A strange one he is, that liberal above ^

[yamahonkawazuki]

and later on when rider gets teh hot girl home for some extracurricular fun he says these things:

‎10. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 9. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
8. "Feel the force!"7. "Foreplay, cuddling – a Jedi craves not these things." 6. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
5. "Do me or do me not – there is no try."
4. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
3. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
2. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?"