Turpentine vs Holy Water

[mcgimp]

Turpentine vs Holy Water ?

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's rear end, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'

[GI_JO_NATHAN]

Jajaja!! That reminds me of a good one I used to know, may be too long and I may not remember enough of it to post it here.
Edit: Ok, found one like it online and changed it around a little.

One day a bus full of Nuns get's in a big crash and they all die. When the nuns get to heaven, they pass through a special gate and St Peter hears one last confession.

St Peter says to the first "Sister, during your life, did you ever touch a pee pee?" "Yes," she replies, "I once touched one with the tip of my finger." St Peter blesses her and says "Dip your finger into this holy water and you may pass through the gates."

St Peter says to the second "Sister, during your life, did you ever touch a pee pee?" "Yes," she replies, "I once held one in my right hand." St Peter blesses her and says "Wash your hand in this holy water and you may pass through the gates."

St Peter turns to the third nun and is about to speak when the fourth barges in front. "What are you doing, sisters?" he asks.

"Well, I've got to gargle some of that holy water before Sister Mary Francis sticks her ass in it!"