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Started by Toogoofy317, January 06, 2011, 09:15:24 PM

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Toogoofy317

I was working on my netbook and didn't realize Manswers had come on TV but you learn something new everyday!

Did you know St. Nicholas is the Patron saint of Hookers! I cracked up! Apparently, Mary Magdelene is the Patron saint of hairdresses. They said there is over 2500 patron saints one for every profession. Of course this isn't scholarly researchers but well it's manswers!

Mary
2004 F, Fenderectomy, barends, gsxr-pegs, pro grip gel covers, 15th JT sprocket, stock decals gone,custom chain guard,GSXR integrated mirrors, flush mount signals, 150 rear tire,white rims, rebuilt top end, V&H Exhaust, Custom heel and chain guard (Adidasguy)

jserio

finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

yamahonkawazuki

Hmmmmmm. whats teh patron saint of postwhores?  :technical:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

The Buddha

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on January 07, 2011, 12:15:33 AM
Hmmmmmm. whats teh patron saint of postwhores?  :technical:

Yup, its the buggha, like the evil twin of Buddha.
Cool.
Buddha.
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redhenracing2

I learned that real boobies do actually work as floatation devices, while fake ones do not.
Quote from: cozy on April 25, 2005, 11:03:14 AM
Try dropping down to 4 Oreos and set your pilot screw 3 turns out.

frankieG

jack daniels is the patrent saint of navy divers  :cheers:
liberal camerican
living in beautiful new port richey florida
i have a beautiful gf(not anymore)
former navy bubble head (JD is our patran saint)

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: frankieG on January 09, 2011, 07:44:29 PM
jack daniels is the patrent saint of navy divers  :cheers:
Now we got jack daniels, we need some navy divers.. speaking of JD, am getting lit highly on that, in 6 days for my birthday. Ohhh teh forthcoming hangover. i can see it now
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

yamahonkawazuki

How can you tell if she has saggy or firm boobs before ripping her clothes off?


MANswer: How high boobs bounce when jogging is an indicator. If they bounce higher then a 45 degree angle to her face, her boobs are saggy. If it bounces lower than 45 degrees or barely at all, they are firm

Can you fart so hard your balls explode?

MANswer: Even though men pass flatus 23 times a day on average, and average 400ml of flatus a day, it is in no way connected to the reproductive organs.

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Toogoofy317

Red I believe your episode of Manswers is on!

Mary
2004 F, Fenderectomy, barends, gsxr-pegs, pro grip gel covers, 15th JT sprocket, stock decals gone,custom chain guard,GSXR integrated mirrors, flush mount signals, 150 rear tire,white rims, rebuilt top end, V&H Exhaust, Custom heel and chain guard (Adidasguy)

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