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Started by Fry, May 05, 2011, 03:41:28 PM

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Fry

May 05, 2011, 03:41:28 PM
Goodies arrived today......Yummy.

Yet, on another note having an elderly, drunken, father sharing the garage your working in presents unique hazards....Seems like he was washing some bucket out or another, stood up moving the hose away from his immediate area with the results of spraying my in progress GS with water and some type of soap product leaving a dried water spotted f'in mess, this is after he used the sheet covering the bike as a rag and not replacing the protective cover. So now I have to detail the freshly painted and once pristine looking motor, front forks and frame, WTF.....I think I will kill him.
Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?
Walt Whitman

Big Rich

#1
May 05, 2011, 04:50:38 PM
How elderly are we talking? Like, put him in a nursing home against his will elderly?
83 GR650 (riding / rolling project)

It's opener there in the wide open air...

Fry

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May 05, 2011, 06:54:02 PM Last Edit: May 05, 2011, 06:55:01 PM by Fry
Quote from: Big Rich on May 05, 2011, 04:50:38 PM
How elderly are we talking? Like, put him in a nursing home against his will elderly?

How Elderly? Elderly of the mind....

I told him and my Mom that I'm not F'in around with all the BS and financial obligations of a Nursing Home placement, they better go quick or pull an Old Yeller and walk off into the woods, LOL.....

On a better note, my new HEL Brake Lines (Black with Gold Banjos) that came today look awesome, after I detail the bike these will be installed.
Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?
Walt Whitman

ryott52

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May 05, 2011, 10:17:13 PM
Quote from: Fry on May 05, 2011, 06:54:02 PM
Quote from: Big Rich on May 05, 2011, 04:50:38 PM
How elderly are we talking? Like, put him in a nursing home against his will elderly?

How Elderly? Elderly of the mind....

I told him and my Mom that I'm not F'in around with all the BS and financial obligations of a Nursing Home placement, they better go quick or pull an Old Yeller and walk off into the woods, LOL.....

On a better note, my new HEL Brake Lines (Black with Gold Banjos) that came today look awesome, after I detail the bike these will be installed.

I thought they shot Old Yeller?
"Look at life early as a serious matter. Life is hard, it does not pamper anybody, and for every time it strokes you it gives you ten blows. Become accustomed to that soon, but don't let it defeat you. Decide to fight."

Fry

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May 05, 2011, 11:38:35 PM
Quote from: ryott52 on May 05, 2011, 10:17:13 PM
Quote from: Fry on May 05, 2011, 06:54:02 PM
Quote from: Big Rich on May 05, 2011, 04:50:38 PM
How elderly are we talking? Like, put him in a nursing home against his will elderly?

How Elderly? Elderly of the mind....

I told him and my Mom that I'm not F'in around with all the BS and financial obligations of a Nursing Home placement, they better go quick or pull an Old Yeller and walk off into the woods, LOL.....

On a better note, my new HEL Brake Lines (Black with Gold Banjos) that came today look awesome, after I detail the bike these will be installed.

I thought they shot Old Yeller?

That would work also .
Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?
Walt Whitman

ghostrider_23

#5
May 06, 2011, 05:23:46 AM
What you have to do is spring a bear trap on his a#*! :o

Then while no one is looking surround the area of your bike with barbed wire. Then take a plug and wire it in series with the barbed wire to electrify it.  :nono:

After that you can dig a hole near the bike and fill it with water and sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads. :bs:

On a real note sorry about your situation, I know how it is. My wife goes into my tool box and grabs anything she wants and doesn't put it away. Yesterday I found my flat blade Snap-on screwdrive rusting away out in the backyard. Please put it back where you found it, God forbid I leave my socks & shoes laying around.

Sorry again, just my agent orange speaking  :cookoo:

Fry

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May 06, 2011, 05:45:30 AM
Quote from: ghostrider_23 on May 06, 2011, 05:23:46 AM
What you have to do is spring a bear trap on his a#*! :o

Then while no one is looking surround the area of your bike with barbed wire. Then take a plug and wire it in series with the barbed wire to electrify it.  :nono:

After that you can dig a hole near the bike and fill it with water and sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads. :bs:

On a real note sorry about your situation, I know how it is. My wife goes into my tool box and grabs anything she wants and doesn't put it away. Yesterday I found my flat blade Snap-on screwdrive rusting away out in the backyard. Please put it back where you found it, God forbid I leave my socks & shoes laying around.

Sorry again, just my agent orange speaking  :cookoo:


In all reality it isn't so bad, I cleaned most of it last night, just an iritant. If it wasn't for this feeble old man, who taught me everything I know about Mechanics I wouldn't have a bike project going on right now. Don;t even get me started about our tool battles.
Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?
Walt Whitman

nikfleisch

#7
May 06, 2011, 06:48:04 AM
As a result the tool battles with my father I now have my entire own set of tools just so he'll stop blaming ne for misplacing his own tools!
Death Before Dishonor!

Toogoofy317

#8
May 06, 2011, 07:42:16 AM
Just remember he could have done the same thing to you the only difference you where a chit making baby probably screaming all the time wanting attention! While I wish I had parents to gripe about sometimes. Be thankful you have them!

Guys do something nice for your moms this weekend! Alright?

Mary
2004 F, Fenderectomy, barends, gsxr-pegs, pro grip gel covers, 15th JT sprocket, stock decals gone,custom chain guard,GSXR integrated mirrors, flush mount signals, 150 rear tire,white rims, rebuilt top end, V&H Exhaust, Custom heel and chain guard (Adidasguy)

Fry

#9
May 06, 2011, 08:51:22 AM
My Dad and me are close as I am with my entire family....

I just like busting on him, and your right, I cannot even recall how many times I f'ed something up of his, or dirtied the garage beyond recognition in my youth,  Isuppose this is hie turn now to drive me mental.
Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?
Walt Whitman

Toogoofy317

#10
May 06, 2011, 09:04:10 PM
Okay really! I can't say be nice to Y O U R M OTHER? Getting old on the filter guys!

Mary
2004 F, Fenderectomy, barends, gsxr-pegs, pro grip gel covers, 15th JT sprocket, stock decals gone,custom chain guard,GSXR integrated mirrors, flush mount signals, 150 rear tire,white rims, rebuilt top end, V&H Exhaust, Custom heel and chain guard (Adidasguy)
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