Tasteless and offensive religious joke.

[The Buddha]

Who does the easily impressed Hindu to christianity convert pray to.
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The father, son and the holy cow.
Cool.
Buddha.

[xunedeinx]

Lmfao...

Heres one for you..

A white, mexican, indian, chinese, black, french, jewish, polish, and canadian walk into a bar....




















The bar tender says, " WTF is this, a joke?"

[The Buddha]

The clothes make the man.
The lack there of makes the woman.
Cool.
Buddha.

[noworries]

Buddah, you might enjoy this Aussie TV jock making an absolute fool of himself and falling completely flat trying to tell the Dalai Lama live a joke on morning TV a couple of weeks ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_jrmGo2hqs

So sorry......................

[jserio]

A friend of mine just started his own business.
He makes land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well so far.
Prophets are going through the roof.

[yamahonkawazuki]

A friend of mine just started his own business.
He makes land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well so far.
Prophets are going through the roof.

lol.  although ironic using hte bowdown smilie Eh? lol

[cbrfxr67]

[yamahonkawazuki]

i thought first word out of her mouth would have been "killer job man" followed by that

[yamahonkawazuki]

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero," tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl." The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: "I am a Saudi!" Then next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog

[jserio]

 

[yamahonkawazuki]

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible, "My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted the Sabbath."

The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?"

He goes to minister... a married man, experienced... for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority -- a man of thousands of year's tradition and knowledge: a rabbi.

The rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"

The rabbi softly speaks, " If sex were work...my wife would have the maid do it."

[The Buddha]

What did the Dalai Llama want from Pizza Hut.


















He wanted them to "make him one with everything".

Cool.
Buddha.

[mister]

What did the Dalai Llama want from Pizza Hut
He wanted them to "make him one with everything".

Cool.
Buddha.

And here is That joke in the flesh actually told to the fellow himself... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GogjFO8GNEo

Michael

[The Buddha]

Oh right ... I didn't see the link, you tube from work is blocked. Red tube isn't ...  .... anyway I forgot noworries had posted it.
Cool.
Buddha.

[yamahonkawazuki]

yeah i call the hut or johns and any others and ask for a buddhist pizza. i get the WTH is that? i say " make me one with everything "