life and cheesy lines that get a good reaction

[Toogoofy317]

Okay SPC this is getting like the Miller light commercial. Are you the guy that cries when you leave her too? That would be the second unmanly thing you did today 

Mary

[yamahonkawazuki]

Okay SPC this is getting like the Miller light commercial. Are you the guy that cries when you leave her too? That would be the second unmanly thing you did today 

Mary

uh oh mary is gonna revoke your

yes i got one of these when htey used to be free lol. ( someone here posted it lol)

[spc]

Okay SPC this is getting like the Miller light commercial. Are you the guy that cries when you leave her too? That would be the second unmanly thing you did today 

Mary

Sorry, I dont watch commercials for cheap booze.....(said while sipping an incredible 18yr talisker while watching the beginnings of what should be a gorgeous sunset on the beach)
No crying, but she's always on my mind.
a pic:

[zkbuck]

"We split a burger"


I give it a month, it may take a few weeks for the glow to wear off and it finally sinks in just what a tightwad you really are.


Depending on your response to this we'll also see if you have a sense of humor.

the first date with the girl i am currently with was at a bar to watch a Detroit Red Wings Hockey game, and she wouldent even let me pay for the fries we split.

[mcgimp]

I have to ask, If she is 21 years older than you, how old are you, 5?

[bill14224]

Here's a true story.  We hired a new engineer at work about ten years ago.  He's being shown around the building by one of our supervisors.  Our new hiree sees a young girl in the hallway.  He says "Hey, who's she?  She has nice, big fun bags!"  The supervisor says dryly, "That's my daughter."

[The Buddha]

Here's a true story.  We hired a new engineer at work about ten years ago.  He's being shown around the building by one of our supervisors.  Our new hiree sees a young girl in the hallway.  He says "Hey, who's she?  She has nice, big fun bags!"  The supervisor says dryly, "That's my daughter."

Sorry man, we gonna need pics or else it never happened.
Cool.
Buddha.

[spc]

I have to ask, If she is 21 years older than you, how old are you, 5?

I'm 26. She's not bad for 47 eh?

[yamahonkawazuki]

damn terry im envious. a FINE lady there. ( ohhhhh the face ) and the talisker. my great uncle wed sit and drink this while he was reminiscing his days during ww2 as a b17 TG. some good stuff i must admit. before health went south id get a bottle whenever i could. still have half of one in my cellar.

[The Buddha]

I have to ask, If she is 21 years older than you, how old are you, 5?

I'm 26. She's not bad for 47 eh?

If I remmeber you're in Jacksonville right ? was she with the football team you have over there ... the Jacksonville Cougars ? You know as like a cheer leader or something ... she looks like she would be y'know ...
Y'know "Nothin's finer than a Jaxon cougar" as they say in the low country ...
Cool.
Buddha.

[spc]

I prefer to use the term 'absolutely stunning and what's on the inside is even more incredible 
Buddha (as a note, I've just finished reading the dhammapada, a very enlightening read)  the whole cougar/cub thing just pisses me off. That dynamic does not come into play at all, I genuinly love this woman and the age difference isn't a factor at all.
yama, I've got a bottle of Taliskers 10yr, 12yr distillers edition and the 18yr sitting on my bar. All very good.

[yamahonkawazuki]

I prefer to use the term 'absolutely stunning and what's on the inside is even more incredible 
Buddha (as a note, I've just finished reading the dhammapada, a very enlightening read)  the whole cougar/cub thing just pisses me off. That dynamic does not come into play at all, I genuinly love this woman and the age difference isn't a factor at all.
yama, I've got a bottle of Taliskers 10yr, 12yr distillers edition and the 18yr sitting on my bar. All very good.

i agree. im an inside person myself. looks are irrelevant. BUT she has an absolutely GORGEOUS smile/face if i had to look at exteriors. very beautiful  i am envious. to me the cougar label. makes it a sexual conquest. ( the end result. ) that aside, im glad the talisker and the crown , amongst others , dont turn to vinegar lol. because ive all but ceased drinking. but do like an occasional highball on teh rocks

[spc]

Her smile can completely stop me in my tracks and turn my day around. We both know exactly what it takes to cheer the other up when its been a rough day. 

Gotta work tomorrow, but it is all good because she will be there  then we're heading to a bar that overlooks a marina for sunset drinks and dinner. 

[mcgimp]

That's amazing. My daughter is mid 40s and this girl looks like my granddaughters age. Great picture.

[The Buddha]

Fine fine fine I am a lecherous old man ... OK thanks.

Now this pic does not look like it is someone in their 30's even ... I know of some 50 yr olds who look like they are 30 ... and in real life without plastic surgery I know of precisely 1.

Lets try this - Sela Ward in Fugitive looked right to be Harrison Ford's wife. Then in the TV show in the 90's with the 3 sisters whatever that was called looked like she'd be Harrison fords's daughter. Now on CSI I can see she'd pass for Harrison ford's granddaughter.

Sorry I am a poor judge of age but I'd guess her age a bit closer to her actual age than anything like 30's.

Cool.
Buddha.

[ojstinson]

I agree with Buddha ( I can't believe I'm saying that ), she looks 40+but she is cute.   A lot of guys like that mature been around the block woman who has done some things, been some places, and has something to say----I know I do.

It also has a lot to do with the shot and angle, I think he picked just the right photo to send.

[The Buddha]

Some people get better with age ... she I will say is one of those ... Buddha isn't
Some people also get smarter with age - the buddha isn't one of those, but buddha pretend good.
Cool.
Buddha.

[spc]

I think she shows her age, but wears it incredibly well....a few more




Actually, I think she looks better about 10lbs heavier, but her current weight makes her happy and that's more than good enough for me. 

[ojstinson]

I was just the opposite, I was 42 and married a 25 year old---disaster---boring, I couldn't deal with the culture and life experience difference.

[spc]

Oj, you kinda hit it dead on. My trepidation in really pushing a relationship is that I don't want to get 10 or 20 yrs down the line and want out because of the life experience difference etc and end up hurting her. I couldn't live with myself if I ended up hurting her.